Commonwealth Bank

I was served by a man.
A man in a perfectly pressed and tailored suit.
A man with gold rings on each of his fingers.
A man named Ashok.
But Ashok was more than a man — he was a street fighter superhero by night and in the day time he pretends to be an innocent and simple banker. You’re not fooling me, Ashok. You are too cool looking to be a normal dude. But even as a banker you are doing your job as a superhero saving people and shit — after all, you saved me from a lot of customer service trouble, lack of ATMs, and poor website interface from none other than Westpac.
You introduced me to the glory that is Commonwealth Bank. Easy netbank transfers, some of the best and friendliest phone conversations I’ve had with anyone INCLUDING my mates, and a system that almost seems truly dedicated to the customer.
This review is to Ashok.
*Raises glass*