Northcote Aquatics & Recreation

I am not a fan of gyms like Fitness First etc. Mainly because when I exercise I like to exercise. When I go to bars I like to drink. And when I go to brothels I like to. You get the point. For this reason I like the YMCA. It is rock solid in all areas. Good gym, albeit the cardio equipment can get pumped at the usual times, but if you decide to run inside on a treadmill you deserve to wait. The weights area has a good range of weights and people, just enough block-​boys to keep your entertained and just enough regular Joe’s to keep it normal. There are a great range of classes and I can definitely vouch for the spin classes. There are about 74 pools, but most importantly a 50m heated outdoor lap pool which caters to all speeds, techniques and swimming attire. There are also tennis courts, so you get some serious value for your membership. The only let down is the change rooms. They are a little old and not always sparkling. Although it can be fun in the changerooms to watch the overweight guy try and dry his arse and spuds with the hand dryer. It is some kind of unique, naked yoga position, not one I think they teach regularly enough. Enjoy.