A Sluzza café with zero reviews and zero photos? This is like finding the promised land. This is a Xanadu. Things like this aren’t supposed to exist. I don’t think I’m getting ahead of myself in saying, Best. Christmas. Ever. There was even a spare outside table and the weather was delightfully temperate. That’s not a word I can use for my juice of the day, an ice-cold orange, strawberry and watermelon number with shading like a tequila sunset. I’d reached my coffee limit for the day but the dude behind the counter — some kind of bearded, aproned hero — took this bad news with good grace and a dentist’s smile. There’s a ton a’ competition around these parts, but these chaps are doing everything right.