Treats From Home

Pack your Sensodyne. We’re off to Blighty for our next feast. The kids are cashed up and we’ve been handed the keys to the Tuck Shop aka Treats from Home. Antacids at the ready. Here we go:
Entrée: Monster Munch, Salt and Vinegar Discos, Squares Crisps, Spicy Nik-​Naks, Wheat Crunchies. (NEXT!)
Main Course: Paxo Stuffing, Colmans Mustard, Pot Noodle, Mushy Peas, Sandwich Spread washed down with Lilt and Vimto…(cor!)
Dessert: Blackcurrant and Liquorice, Polos, Fruit Salads, Black Jacks, Lemon Sherberts, Wispa, Double Decker, Lion Bar, Revels. (Belch!)
Petit Fours: After Eight Mints (Groan…).
If you were born in the Mother Land and have sugar issues, this is your place. Either show discipline and turn up with $ 10 in coins and pretend you’re enjoying a slightly inflated re-​inaction of your visit to the corner shop as a kid OR take the credit card and buy a three figured amount of calorific nostalgia and promise yourself you won’t eat it all in a week.
If you’re a fish crisp connoisseur then this is the place for you: Walkers Prawn Cocktail, Skips or Scampi Fries (which actually smell like Gents toilets but taste great!).
You can buy online too!