Naughty But Nice

Take off your good hat and put on your naughty one.
That’s what Naughty But Nice is all about. Whilst being the token ‘sex shop’ it isn’t really that bad inside once you go in. You can get your hens or bucks accessories here no problems. You can get your dildo’s, your bullets, your pleasure holes and all things crazy sex here too. If you and your man or woman want to play dress ups, this is the place to get your crazy dress up outfit.
It’s a little taboo I know, but it’s not so bad once you go in there, they even have a range of DVDs you can buy in various categories depending on what you’re into. We had a bit of a laugh when a friend of mine bought something battery operated and the lady behind the counter took it out of the packaging and put batteries in to test it. My friend went beetroot red in the face, that was a bit confronting. But at least it worked right? Better to get it working than have it not and have to come back to the store I guess.
It’s a specific type of shop, and if you’re in that market for that specific type of product, I do recommend Naughty But Nice. It’s okay, they won’t bite… much.

Many years ago a friend of mine made a strange request that I may never live down. Though I don’t consider myself a prude, this particular request did push me out of my comfort zone and into a world that I did not necessarily feel at ease in. Being the loyal friend that I am I found myself browsing Naughty But Nice with her looking for the perfect «stress relieving» device.
I imagine this would be one of the toughest retail jobs imaginable, however the employees at Naughty But Nice wear it with ease. After browsing for a couple of minutes we were approached by a friendly young woman who proceeded to ask us with disconcerting yet casual directness what we were after. To my surprise my friend was totally comfortable with the situation and I wondered why she needed me there at all. After a few basic lead in questions the conversation turned to girth and I decided to excuse myself from the equation.
Once removing myself from the sale my thoughts became rather voyeuristic. I began to browse a range of DVDs that weren’t to my specific taste but still held my interest. I was amazed by the variety. Customers seem to have a dozens of niches to choose from, be it your run of the mill backseat plot or to something that looked like some period piece involving some character that looked like a tribute to Queen Elizabeth the first. Sooner then I anticipated my friend was setup with her new friend and we were on our way.
Though I may not be a connoisseur of adult outlet shopping I was surprised by how casual the service staff were able to make the entire experience. Though I am sure many of us would prefer to have this kind of adventure to be anonymous, it really is handy to have someone there who knows what they are talking about, leading you through the sale. Though it is unlikely that I’ll return to Naughty But Nice anytime soon, I was still impressed by the relaxed, friendly service. As my friend said as we left, «they really were naughty but nice».