XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXLock keys in car at Starbucks. Having crappy week. Cell also in car. Walk to Valero and ask for a hammer because I just really want to smash the phucking window in and get to my meeting. Guys says, «No! That will cost you a lot of money. Call triple A.» I have excuses lined up…
