Pooping area is adequate. Coffee machine has a pun on it. Vending machines are overpriced enough so you know they’re trying to take your money, but not expensive enough to know that they still respect a shred of your humanity.
Meanest rest area attendant ever! I stopped to let my spouse out to use the rest room and was yelled at to move (my spouse didn’t jump out of the car fast enough I guess). I moved and stopped again to let someone cross in front of me and the woman attendant came running up to me and yelled at me. She called me…