Of all the assembly-line-speedy-optionful-cut-above-fast-food joints I’ve been to (say that five times fast), I dislike this chain the most. [I got a fairly intensive selection system going: Sweetgreens-Dupont; Chipotle-Bethesda; Chipotle-everywhere-in-DC-but-chinatown-bc-that-is-a-shitshow;…