ZERO STARS IF I COULD! Long story short: I go to the shops at 16 S. Halsted. Valet sees me and says, «Park your car here in front because you have a nice, fancy car» (it’s hubby’s, I can’t take credit). So I do. One hour later, I come out to find not only the valet gone, but also my car! Whhhattt? Yup, it was…