Directions to Parsons, KS:1. Leave Dallas at 7:00am2. Get on 75N with the intention of ending up in Des Moines, IA. 3. When your GPS tells you to get on I40 East, do not listen.4. Continue to drive in a direction that resembles «up.»5. End up in Kansas. Take a picture of the «Welcome to Kansas» sign.6. Actively…