«Imma fixin to get me some good olé BBQ and was a wonderin if you’d like some too?» announces my MIDWEST poker bud with a stupid grin on his face.«Umm, OK» staring quizzically at him.«Aright then. Let’s get a move on» he continues.«By any chance, did you walk face first into the glass door?» I say as I slap him…