Ralph’s Place

Recently, Me and My Buddy visited Ralph’s Laughs Place. The atmosphere was dead. of course it was a week day. We were the only 2 pardons In Nova Scotia’s only Adult entertainment establishment only three dancers working. a female bartender who wasn’t friendly at all. unprofessional I must say, There’s no eye contact. a vibe like what are you guys doing here? We ordered a beer. sat down for a half hour or so. We finished our beer. The bartender, didn’t even ask if we like another beer? it was like we were non existent. we lefted the dive. This bar felted skanky trashy. Here is some advice don’t bother going to Ralph’s place. Or any strip club East of the Province of Quebec. They no idea to run strip clubs. to accommodate. customers pardons It’s a joke! The Maritimes, has to be the worst scene in Canada for Adult entertainment.

Don’t.
Some of the girls are friendly and attractive. I am accustomed to Ontario and it has much better rules regarding conduct.
There is a cover and the food is horrible. Who goes to these places for the food? Nobody but if they serve food some serve good food and others serve absolute garbage. This place is the latter.
If you are visiting Nova Scotia and have been to other parts of Canada then you have nothing to look forward to here but disappointment. I think this place is proof positive that competition benefits the consumer.
Contrasting this place with the gorgeous women that attend university in Halifax, that you can find working in restaurants or frequenting bars and dance clubs you really aren’t getting any of that here.
Halifax has plenty of attractive women, but the top two tiers aren’t found here. In Ontario you will find clubs with those top tiers and that is why I hold this place to that metric.
$ 15 for the first dance and $ 10 for the second etc. in the same session (you only get the discount if you daisy chain dances on with the same girl). She dances behind a railing and you watch from afar. No touching of any sort in Nova Scotia!

Peek-​a-​boo, I see you. This may be why they call Dartmouth the Dark Side. Ralph’s Halifax’s première strip joint, and when I say première, please hear the waver in my voice.
I suppose some folks can rest assure that our fair city facilitates the same spectrum entertainment of the larger cities, but this is no Club Super Sex. Different strokes for different folks (poor choice of words?), but I cannot see this place as a destination spot for Halifax bachelor parties.
Save it for the big city, boys. Ralph’s isn’t so hot.

Well it is not like you are in Montréal but if you are looking for some naughty eye action then Ralph’s is the only place in Halifax/​Dartmouth you are going to find it. Ralph’s seems to keep some long hours but I guess there is a market for it MF 12 –2am and then Sunday 6−1am.
I know on the weekends there is a $ 10 cover or at least that is what we had to pay.
Weekly specials for suppers and I hear it is very good or at least they is what they tell me. I have been there once when a few friends went down so I decided to go to see what all the fuss is about. Most people go to Ralph’s for the ladies there are some nights that the MEN will come and do some dancing but that is rare and that is known as ladies night. These lovelies are dancers and I don’t mean ball room. It is amazing what they can actually do on a pole.
Have fun.