Tim Hortons

Personally I love timhortons, but there's a few things you need to know before going. First make sure to get the app, smartest desision i've ever made! Getting the app is so important because they have pretty good coupons. I remember the first time I got the app, there was a coupon for a 10 pc of timbits for 1$!! Can you believe it! I've never been more happy in my life! I got a small frozen lemonade (I recommend if you have a sweet tooth like me) and a 10 pc of birthday cake timbits. 10/10. if your more of a coffee fan i recommend an ice capp, theyre great for keeping me pumped for the day + they taste delicious. get it with less sweetner if you like that type of bitterness better or are on some sort of diet. please try timhortons today, this feels like an add but its just me at 6 am bored and hungry!!!

Tim Horton’s, eh?
Yeah, I know the whole «eh» thing is tired and old, but I love it!
Kinda like the Boston «Pahhked the cahh» and «Wicked-​cuuul» routine… whatev.
So, back to Tim Horton’s. I spent 48 hours in Vancouver, B.C. and passed 200+ Tim Horton’s restaurants in my rental car. Wait, are they even restaurants?
I’m so confused!
I saw so many TH coffee spots, I decided that I had to try the place.
Upon entering the TH’s near my hotel, I checked in on Unilocal and saw this it was categorized as «fast food.» Uggh, you mean I just checked into a coffee Taco Bell?
I liked the fact that the place was clean and bright, there was coffee on the menu and food selections.
I attempted to order and was confused by the cashier — «You want the hash brown or not? You want what in your coffee? The combo «egg-​bagel-​bacon» includes the grease-​hash lump…
Bottom line: «Hey dumbass American, can you read Canadian English?» I struggled.
In case any of you were wondering, I LOVE Canada and Canadians… eh.
Back to the story…
I didn’t want the McDonald-​esque hash brown. I wanted dark roast coffee that I’d fix myself (Dunkin’ Dognut’s does the same thing — we’ll over cream & sweeten your coffee for you.)
Semi-​confused, I got my coffee and bagel-​egg-​bacon thing.
And?
I do like green eggs and ham, I do like them Sam I Am. I like them at Tim Horton’s and in a rental car… and in a foreign country… Sam I Am…
I’m sure nobody is finding this review funny, so let’s end it now.
Loved my cup of coffee (not how I normally drink it, but fine.)
Liked my bagel-​egg-​bacon thing.
Didn’t have the hash-​puck.
Counter was not really helpful.
Restaurant was clean and bright.
I will return!
Thank you Tim H.
3 solid stars, «eh.»
I LOVE CANADA & CANADIANS — thank you for your stellar hospitality (5 stars, BTW!)

I love Timmy’s like any other self-​respecting Canadian but this location is SO SLOooooooooW! This morning I stood at the till for a full 5 mins before someone helped me. This happens all the time here. We still go there especially for late night warm-​ups after walking in the rain but we do laugh at how painfully slow the service is here, doesn’t seem to matter which worker. Oh, and parking is painful at this location!

Don’t expect much and you won’t be disappointed. Your basic Tim Hortons.