The Sundowner

open thursday all day everyday! the best night is thursdays.

I visited this place late last week for the first time. Having heard many good things about this place, I was trembling with excitement before I even walked through the front doors! Upon entering I was greeted by many nice looking women who all seemed a «little too friendly». Regardless of the fake act I had some «fun» in the VIP section. After a little while I forgot the good things I heard about this place were in fact about the Buffet and not the women ( Unilocal friends ftw). Needless to say, I had a great time. Would I go again? Probably not.

First time visit on a Friday early evening.
Pretty clean, average décor.
Service very slow. Only 1 waitress working. Drink prices high but it is a strip club. No ciders either in bottle or on tap. Disappointing I can’t have my favourite drink while trying to relax. Ended up only buying a cooler and eventually a water due to my disappointment.
Buffet was reasonable for the price. 7.99 I believe. I forgot to pay attention.
Place was about 50% occupied. The odd noisy group of young studs by the stage. Others patrons very well behaved.
Pretty dancers. Seemed to be a low quantity for a Friday night. Only saw 6 at any one time on the floor. Perhaps the rest were offering VIP dances. VIP dances for $ 20 a tune or $ 10 for table dance.
Ended of staying for 1.5 hours.
Overall, disappointing experience given what others have mentioned about the place both by word of mouth and reviews. Perhaps just a bad coincidence.

My wife and I went there last night and unfortunately, wasted our time! We had about 30 girls walk by us as if we were invisible. if your a couple looking for a little adult excitement, don’t waste your time. They say that they are couple friendly, but not really. If you are a guy going alone or with your buddies, then it looks good.

I’m gonna be fair with this review, after hitting many strip clubs all around the U.S. The sundowner is by far the best. A dollar here will get you farther and the girls are literally as good as it gets.
My problem with this place arises after our last couple trips. If you with 4 people or more I’m sure you’ll end up being asked if you want a table dance with two girls in which they «get it on». For years this has been great, but as of late these girls are becoming theives. Given our first dance with 2 brazallians went great, $ 40 per song for the pair we were happy. Well these two other girls come over to do the same thing. They are in their second song without asking if we want to continue when I tell them that we would like to stop after this one. After there done the one girl says «ok that’s two songs that’s $ 80 total» which we were fine with of course. Well when I go to hand the money to the other girl she says «no my friend is mistaken yall did 3 songs». We weren’t drunk, everyone at the table knew the deal. At that point you can argue, then get your ass kicked by security in the parking lot or just get ripped off. We paid and completely ruined our night.
One of my friends said he’s never seen something like that. We get it, it’s a strip club and like Chris brown says «these hoes ain’t loyal». But everyone should know this before they go in the back and get ripped off.

Wow this was my first time going to this strip club… omg ya the girls were sucking each others pussy… One guy fingered 2 girls… it was crazy more like ur watching porn… some girls were so high out of there mind… wow

First off, what strip club doesn’t take Credit Cards!!! Don’t you want my tab at the bar to rack and raise while I spend my Cash on the girls?
THIS BAR IS CASH ONLY!!!
The girl are nice. Lots of different types. Big boobs, small, big butts, small butts, skinny, thick. Black, White, Asian, Latin. A great selection overall.
The drinks are as ridiculously priced as every other strip club. No specials… ever.
This place only gets a 3 star because the girls are high energy and make it a good time. Table dances are $ 5per person at the table and $ 20 for private dances per song in the back.
Of course, you have to keep track of your songs because the dancers certainly will keep going.

Great club. Pricey drinks, but you’re not there for the drinks. Tons of girls. Some of the girls are kind of pushy. But great entertainment all around.

The Sundowner isn’t your average strip joint, or so I was told by the person I went with. Going with someone who had significant experience with strip joints in Ontario, this was the one and the only place to go and as such, we decided to go after a day of sightseeing in Niagara.
First of all, the Downer is a little off the beaten track — it requires driving or being driven which means getting a cab afterwards unless you miraculously manage to get someone in without them drinking. I’m not sure how well it goes here, we just watched our intake and didn’t stick around for too long. As a girl going to a strip joint, i will say this: I have never been stared at more in my ENTIRE life and I was the only woman NOT scantily clad in the joint. Men don’t seem to be used to women in strip joints, so if you’re a girl and you walk in, be prepared to be leered at a bit and have people stare at you until you sit down and start watching the dancers.
I was lucky enough to originally get a seat in what’s aptly named, «perv’s row», right up against the stage and I scoped the place out. It’s what you would expect for a strip joint with a few extras. First of all, the girls are all gorgeous. We came on a Sunday night and it was crawling with ladies, none of them hard to look at. This is something that the Downer is known for. I’m told that they have ladies coming in to dance from all over the world and that its rare that the same set of girls are there from week to week (besides the regulars). Second, on the far side of pervs row, there are circular tables that are used for, lets say, activities that one would not tend to find in another strip joint and are illegal in some places in the states (and possibly Canada as well). I got to witness said activities and let me tell you, they did not disappoint ;)
I didn’t pay for drinks so I don’t remember the price but I do remember being warned about the ATM fees (which Kris has already gone over) so I made sure to bring cash. Of course, as a woman, the main thing that stood out was the cleanliness. This is not a dirty place and after every girl dances, another girl comes out and cleans the pole down — every. single. time.
We got moved when a bachelor party came in (and again, more staring at me, go figure) and when we moved back from the stage, we seemed to be surrounded by ladies, which was quite nice. I’m sure if we’d stayed longer, I would have been asked if I wanted a dance. None of them seemed intimidating or … for lack of a better word, icky.
I’d come back here again and am hoping to the next time I go to Niagara. It’s a fun night out for a couple and the scenery won’t disappoint. Be prepared to come with money in your wallet and walk out with it much lighter at the end of the night!

This place has all of the cons you’d expect from a strip joint: extremely expensive drinks, cover charge, etc.
HOWEVER, the pros (not those sort) are really something. VERY beautiful girls who strip down to absolutely nothing and show it all on stage, the same girls walking around flirting (ya know, like a prostitute flirts), and hot lap dances but there is almost no shot at getting anything extra in the Champagne Room. For that though, the place nextdoor, Sensations. I’ve had several great encounters with some hot pieces there. It ain’t cheap, but the thrill of it is so much more memorable than some pieces of paper.

Ok folks I am gonna go for it. I’m going to put this rolled up 3 star review in my mouth and jump on the Unilocal stage and hope I can keep the tongue with the cheek without crossing the inappropriate line. (Oops too late… sigh ok here we go).
I’m not one for strip clubs, seriously, I will frequent one about once a year with a large group of guys as «something to do» in a strange town. I really don’t get the allure of spending money like its water to get all revved up and have the night go nowhere — seriously I could do that at a Toronto nightclub for a fraction of the cost — well maybe not. However, boys will be boys as they say and the scene at The Sundowner is certainly something to «see».
Like any other trip to the rippers there is an excitement that builds as you walk in «cuz ur gonna see neked girls!!!» — sigh oh to be 19 again. These days this excitement lasts about 5 minutes until you remember that spots like these are expensive and that in this scantily clad fairytale land of g-​strings and well lubricated dudes there is never a happy ending.
This all being said exploring The Sundowner (or ‘the Downer’) recently was an eye opening experience… to say the least. Literally. I saw things that that I’ve never seen before in a strip club. I’ll leave it at that (what happens at the peelers stays at the peelers … and goes on Unilocal LOL)
Feats of strength, a guy being robbed blind, public beatings … and I’m only talking about what its like to order a drink at the bar. This entire place is CASH ONLY… and what a smart business model these scammers have come up with (ooooo you sly flesh dealers… I’m on to your trickery). There is a $ 10 service fee charge on the ATM for all withdrawals under $ 100 and if you are feeling particularly randy, the downer is happy to screw you (financially that is) to the tune of a 10% charge for every withdrawal over $ 100.
For those not with «the math» allow me to explain. If you take $ 100 out of your account at their ATM $ 110 will magically be removed. That being said, if you are a sucker and want to lose ALL you money, taking $ 120 out will come with a 10% service fee (meaning it will cost you $ 12, leaving you $ 132 shorter)… on a grander scale say you are super lonely and decide «heck its Tuesday afternoon — lets take out $ 1000». Well friend that 10% charge means $ 1100 is taken from you account — see where this is going. Yes that’s right — the poor house.
Amateurs tip — go to the bank before hand if you truly want to spend your hard earned money this way. I walked in with $ 40 to cover my entrance fee and buy a drink. Sorry candy I will not be going to the «erection section» as she so eloquently put it — Who would have thought these girls were the poets of our generation!
All that being said, for my annual trip to the rip, this place was swell, 2 stages, a basement entertainment area AND another affiliated strip club right next door. JOY. RAPTURE!
Literally hundreds of wonderfully dressed women (fully clothed of course if my mom is reading this review) ;). I think between them there isn’t a ziploc sandwich bag worth of material… sighhhhhhhh (shakes head)…
ANYWAY… if you’re down for a guys night this might be a great place to make a stop at, but only a stop… for a couple of minutes… ok maybe for a drink… one more drink… ok after this next song we’ll go… 5 more minutes… dude I think she likes me, she says she likes all the same things as me — like pigeons and apples…
I’ve seen it all before guys. Stay classy my friends.