Subway

Dfleece1@yahoo the service was very slow and the food was not much to write home about the seafood was way too much mayonnaise

Let me start by saying I’m a fan of subway, I really am, I have nothing against them and eat there often. Well i probably shouldn’t say I have nothing against them, its not true because now I do have something against them, at least one of them. Subway Po Co a place I frequent during the week on my way to work. I go there because its either that a donair, pizza, or fast food burgers, and I figure I would mind enjoying a couple years of retirement before the disrespect Ive shown my body over the years gives me a massive coronary. Now I don’t know what it is about this area of Po Co, maybe its the low income housing, possibly the countless drug addicted fiends and homeless that hang around, but the IQ level drops of a cliff faster than Brittney Spears off the wagon. Every time I go into this subway I have to wait, sometimes for 3 – 5 minutes for the nice lady to finish her conversation about god knows what (I dont speak Philippino). I know 3 – 5 minutes doesn’t sound like a long time but when your standing directly in front of them and have ten minutes to get to work it is. So after I answer their standard questions what bread? toasted? cheese? we get to the part I dread, the vegetables. Now I can understand a bad produce day can happen just like a bad hair day can, but when your 3 doors down from a very well run farmers market I don’t think you have an excuse. If the lettuce isn’t brown the tomatoes are green and if they are both fine the banana peppers are all nubs if all those are fine the green peppers are not green… well you get the point. So as I create the sandwich I’m second guessing even eating trying to dodge the poisonous combo that can put me in a six foot deep dirt bed surprises pop up, vegetables that I thought were good have rotten siblings hiding underneath them, asking the lady to remove the green and brown tomato from my sub I’m looked at like I just strangled and ate her dog, reluctantly she takes them off wraps my sandwich leaving half of it tomato less and goes to the cash register. Feeling like Ive just been put into time out I bite my tongue and pay for the sandwich then rush to work. Now if this happened just once I wouldn’t be Unilocaling but being that this has happened at least ten times and to the point where I wont set foot in the store, or even in front of it anymore I am Unilocaling. If the vegetables weren’t bad enough the rancid tuna that had my mother on the sidelines for a week is. So whoever is reading I’m begging you for your own health stay away from this particular subway. You will never eat fresh here. So for you subway Po Co edition I give you two out of ten fingers up and blatantly shoved in your face with rotten tomato rings on each one.