Subway

D’awwh. This subway isn’t so bad, guys! The 1 star review that was written by Dave R. was a little while ago, so maybe this Subway has gotten it’s stuff together since then ;)!
Smallish location inside of College Park. Some seating inside, and some seating just outside (though the seating outside is usually full, I find!)
I find that the service is usually very fast (don’t let the long lines at lunch intimidate you, they move fast!), and they’ve never gotten my order wrong. They run out of the flatbread sometimes, which sucks.
Service is okay, not overly friendly, but not rude by any means.
It is what it is, Subway! I come here when I’m craving some quick & cheap carbs & meat (catchy, kind of!?)

Fuck these guys. If these guys were making cars, it would not drive. Thank god they’re only making sandwiches. Even Arthur Dent knew how to make a sandwich. These idiots consistently fuck up orders, sloppily lump toppings, mash up the bread and ignore topping requests. They’ve been open for about a year, and I’ve seen the quality on a steady decline since day one.
I just removed a cup of jalapenos from my sandwich. A CUP. I’m sure that if you look in the bible, somewhere it says something about jalapenos being spaced a minimum of one inch apart in so that the sandwich consumer does not become overpowered by the force of the peppers. After this cup was removed, there were still enough on the sub to be dangerous to my afternoon. Contrast this to the fact that there were 3 (THREE) green olives placed onto my sub. Sure buddy, we may have a language barrier. But you clearly knew I meant olives, and you clearly should know that I wanted enough to be able to enjoy them.
PROTIP:
Only the meat-​man knows what you’ve ordered. By the time you get to the cash here, you can tell the guy anything, and he’ll ring it in.