The Brass Rail

The girls are nice. The dances are acrobatic and professional. Good music. Heavy metal interior. Could improve cocktails. Drink policy VIP.

Came here a couple of times with my friends and each time got better and better. Drinks are a bit pricey but there’s no cover to go in, unless you go upstairs and it’ll cost you $ 20. $ 20 per song with full contact, feel free to touch. We went to this place around 10−11pm and it was packed, so that pretty much explains how popping it was. I would stop by if I were to visit Toronto again!

The main problem with this place is that most of the girls now are fake. Fake attitude, fake tits. This may be a news flash but, not every man desires a supermodel with massive gazongas. I much prefer the Zanzibar, but i still come to the Rail sometimes if it’s on my way. It was much better 20 or 25 yrs ago when they had some more natural girls and many of them with whom you could have an interesting conversation. It’s not like that today.

I wasn’t disappointed about this place but I wasn’t thrilled about it either. I honestly expected more, considering this is Canada. It was daytime when I checked this place out. Out of about 10 girls, only one was decent looking. The lap dances were also not that great. I’ve had better lap dances at Blush in Pittsburgh.

My fave ripper spot in the city. Plan to drop at lest $ 100, but if you can’t afford that, you shouldn’t be there. Nice variety of girls. Not too pushy with the dances, which is nice for a change. Worth check out, especially if you’re a tourist. See what Toronto women are all about.

Has a nice variety of ladies, women of all sizes. Slender or Curvy (my personal favourite). I only come once in a blue moon though. I’d have to be super loaded to want to come more than once a month.
The drinks are overpriced, about $ 10 a pop but you need a beer or something in order to get a lap dance so be careful, once the alcohol sets in, all inhibitions are quick to leave the building. I understand why they do this from a business standpoint but I find most of the waitresses unfriendly and they will not return if you don’t tip them.
One things for sure though. Four words: Full Contact Lap Dance! The thrills you get from these lovely ladies will truly get your juices flowing but be warned, once you have one lap dance, it might be next to impossible to say no to another one. You could be spending $ 100 by song 5. Pretty costly, but you get your kicks so if it’s worth it. Have your fun! Just be courteous and respectful. No one likes a party er!

Puts Vegas to shame with the quality for the price. No cover (which means spendy drinks) but the dances are stellar and cheap if you get a good US exchange rate. Had low expectations on a cold Sunday night but it was perfect. And like most people in Toronto the dancers were super nice.

Only been there once, girls are hot. 20 $ for lap dance one song, another 20 $ to get her pantie off. Drinks are fairly expensive, but it is worth it because for the brass, theres no entry fee, so you are basically getting in to look at naked girls for free. Its a pretty fun place to hang out with your friend, just watch out on the lap dance, once you go in, its hard to say no.

Legit place, even on Mondays. The dancers are always decent. Upper Brass isn’t worth it though, understaffed.

The girls there were hot as fuckkkkkk
Definitely going back to catch some booty and some titties. Spent all my money but, no regrets man. Hot girls, hot spot! Def going back

Just excellent
I have been here ~7 times and all of them were so good; if you want to experience a polite environment go Bras rail but if wanna get frustrated, go to Zanzibar (been there twice but will never be there again) and Whiskey Go Go (been there once but will never be there again)
Pros:
— Very beautiful dancers
— Very polite people from doorman to dancers
Cons
— Some of the waitresses are rude

Fortunately you don’t need singles… I had high expectations for this place since a friend had gone here during carnival and raved about it… the place is nice but the women weren’t anything special… some good dancing and you can sit close to the stage…
No cover but drinks are expensive

The door man was an idiot. Rude and incompetent who hired him ??? He was abrupt won’t come back I had 1.2 mil to spend I know drake

Wow, me and my buddy went to the upper brass last night and paid the $ 20 cover charge. The chicks weren’t hot!!! This place used to be loaded with bombshells. I don’t know what happened. Maybe there all on Christmas holidays. I got the only super hot chick and she wanted me to wash my hands before I get a dance!!! Seriously? She had a bad attitude too. Wouldn’t do the things I wanted. One lap dance was enough. What a bitch!!! This place used to be bomb. What a shame.

Good strip club, worth the extra money to go upstairs to the upper brass as well! I used to live downtown and a went here a couple times, funny thing was everytime I came to this strip club I ran into a friend. I don’t go to strip clubs to get lap dances a lot of my friends would but I just enjoy the atmosphere and energy that some strip clubs have! One thing I don’t like is when I am left alone and stripers want to give you dances, though it is my fault pretty much being the only one sitting at a table (looks like I’m by myself).
Overall a great place I prefer going to strip clubs with friends that don’t leave… never to return.

Bottom Line: if you like full contact nude dancing this place has it. If you also like $ 11 cran vodkas this is also the place.
Am I really rating a strip club? I guess so, here goes.
Strip clubs in general are kind of silly and this place is no exception. If you are in the mood for some nudity, the girls are ok but one thing I noticed is they don’t actually move to the music. They are just kind of trying to make Miley Cyrus jealous with their even worse version of slow motion twerking.
They have girls walking around that ask you for private dances but I told them I wasn’t a good dancer.
The girls for the most part are good looking (I went on a Saturday night) but nothing special really. I’ve seen hotter girls walking the street on a regular basis.
Boom.

My first Canadian strip club experience, and it was amazing. This place is the best. We walk in and the two bouncers are both very nice and welcoming. We got there early so the place was empty. The waitress was very nice, 3 rounds of 2 beers, $ 24 + $ 10 tip each. A couple pretty ladies came up to us and while they were a little pushy, they were just doing their job. I went with Eva and she was amazing. The published rate is $ 20/​song. She waited for the last song to be over before starting. I stayed for 5 songs, during the first, the top came off. During the second, the bottoms came off. I had a great time. I gave her $ 120, and she actually verified with me that the extra $ 20 was a tip and that I didn’t make a mistake. Talk about nice, honest Canadians.

The girls are hot (compared to the strippers in LA). I was quite impressed by the way they looked although there were still girls who couldn’t dance. We opted for the Lower Brass because it was our first time and we didn’t really know what to expect. I liked the fact that there was no cover but 2 beers cost us $ 22 so we sipped those really slowly.
The setup was really weird and uncomfortable. The seats in front of the stage reminded me of a sushi bar. The seats farther back are also set up like a restaurant. We ended up sitting in the front so that we wouldn’t have to look at creepy men but our necks hurt from constantly turning left and right.
The cool thing about Canadian strip clubs is that strippers don’t expect you to tip (since the smallest bill is $ 5) so we sat in the front without feeling like we had to part with our money.

Sometimes you just have to take one for the team. I came here for a bachelor party. My friends bought one of the guys a dance but he wouldn’t go. So I went. Now I’m sure you’re all saying «What? A free lap dance and you’re complaining?». In this case, yes. It wasn’t pretty, it was awkward, and thankfully it was over quickly.
Aside from that it was a great time. Our waitress was by frequently and kept the rounds coming. The dancers weren’t overly pushy and were quick to take off when you said no thanks.
Nov. 30-​day challenge ⁴⁰⁄₃₀

This is the best strip bar in town. Not the biggest or best floor plan, but in terms of the ladies, this place wins. Almost every girl is at least an 8/​10, and a healthy amount of 9’s and 10’s.
The beer is pretty expensive, but you get what you pay for.
If you want $ 10 lap dances go to Jilly’s and get one from a toothless crack hoe. If you want premium ladies, come here. (That’s what she said.)