Brewery or museum? The ages old question asked by sensible tourists while planning travel itineraries. This place is a mixture of both… sort of. It’s a beer museum! :) (Yay!!!) … that doesn’t serve beer. :( (womp, womp.) But it’s actually still pretty cool… probably better if you can read the native language, though… but we still had fun. If you’re really into brewing, you could spend 1.5−2 hours here perusing the many levels easy. If you’re just there for the heck of it, 45 minutes it’s probably good. Things to know: //It’s not free, admission runs about the cost of what a movie would cost you. A fair price, I’d say. //It’s more historic than novelty. //Not at all hipster-y like you’d expect. //It’s set up kind of like a multi-level labyrinth with ups and downs at every wall so going through is never boring. //They have a whole big area at the end that’s a children’s playground with some beer-themed play things. Teachin’ ‘em young. Awesome. //SOME of the figures are animatronic and some are not. They bait you by showing you a bunch of mannequins that don’t move, then BAM, you walk into a quiet room and all these robots start canoodling and making noises and drinking beer and it WILL scare the sh*t out of you, but once your heart stops beating out of your chest and your friends stop laughing at you, you’ll appreciate the humor of it. //Has a lot of info about the town, the Czech Republic, and Europe in general, so even if you don’t care about beer, you can enjoy the historic portions of the museum. //It’s attached to a bar, so you can go get your booze fix after, should you so desire.