Apache Pizza

Fairly generic takeaway pizza about a half step down quality wise from dominos but well priced with € 10 any size pizza.

Un-​bloody-​believable.
It’s Sunday evening at 6pm. I get a phone call from an unfamiliar number, of which I answer it. The caller on the other line greets me with «Who is this?»
Annoying. I reply, «No, who is this?»
«This is the manager at Apache pizza. I have an unpaid docket here from when you were locked outside your apartment»
«What are you on about? When was this?»
The manager could not provide me a date for over 8 minutes. All he kept saying was my phone number was on a docket.
What makes this even more ridiculous is that I didn’t even use cash, I had used my visa through
.
The manager was difficult to understand and would not answer a straight question — it was the sort of mix-​up synonymous with Apache pizza and equally as disgusting.
At the end of the conversation, the manager claims that an employee made a mistake and it says credit card on the docket. I’m sorry.
What? You’re sorry. You accuse me of non-​payment and your sorry? Then how does the story of me locking myself out of my home come into it? How did that factor into this mistake of not seeing on the docket that I had used a credit card? Did the manager just make that up? Did they assume that’s the only way I did not pay? Were they confusing my ancient docket with a recent one? And why are they calling me now? Last I ordered was ages ago… and never again.
Apparently this is what an individual can expect when they order from Apache; to be contacted over 60 days later, by a manager, over a false accusation of non-​payment coated in lies.