Tommy Hilfiger

Like red? Like navy? Like them combined into nautical stripes? You are Tommy Hilfiger’s ideal customer. I personally do not like this combination, or the way he insists on writing his name large across otherwise perfectly serviceable garments.
There is something a bit snotty about this shop, even though its stock in trade is really the boring basic, like beige chinos. But then, I have never really liked Tommy Hilfiger after seeing that MTV show about his bratty 18-​year-​old daughter. He let her come into his workshop and verbally tear apart the collection that his team had been working on, as they stood there open-​mouthed but unable to tackle her at the knees. Because of this heinous act of betrayal, I have no faith in him.