Il Gatto Che Ride

could not make me laugh.
We wanted to have a beach holiday and so we gave Jesolo a try. I knew it was a tourist trap with not too many good restaurants but I did not expect such a bad average cuisine.
We had a recommodation for the Gatto Che Ride. They looked very surprised when I ordered the Spaghetti di mare al dente. They were served in a teflon-​pan, not exactly what I would call a fisherman’s-like-outfit. One was expected to eat the spaghetti out of the pan. They had no bite at all, taste was boring and the Shrimps seemed to be deep frozen. I wonder what pasta-​grease I would have gotten if I had not ordered al dente. The Pizza seemed to be alright.
According to trip-​advisor this was supposed to be one of the best places in Lido di Jesolo. I mean people, come on? Has anyone of the five-​star-​raters ever been to a real trattoria? When I asked the shopowner of a small vergetable shop next day, where one could get cucina typica he said, nowhere around here, one would have to drive to Cortelazzo, which we did every night from then on. Poor performance in Lido di Jesolo itself.