Morrisons Tiger Bread

This dough and yeast based product is what was left when the Greek Gods mixed Ambrosia and Yorkshire based wheaty doughy stuff!
It is a fluffy, wheaty, fragrant, chunky (if cut into doorsteps), creamy (if best butter is spread on it), bready gorgeousness sensation.
For gods sake leave 2 slices out in the sun to dry out and make yourself a perfectly aromatic pair of flip-​flop soles!
I kid you not!
Think of your most delicious topping for a sandwich!
Now make it twice as nice by using Tiger Bread to cuddle your favorite filling.
Got a hang over? Improve the tried and trusted therapeutic properties of your bog standard bacon and snotty egg sandwich just by using Tiger Bread.
Pâté + Tiger bread = More heavenerer!
It even makes the tried and tested Nirvana on a plate that is a peanut butter, banana, jam and chocolate spread sandwich more better er er!
Oh bear got miself all worked up!
Mam! I need a lie down.