KFC

Kentucky Fried Crapola — says it all.
Ordered one of those levi root sauce specials — was about a fingernails worth of sauce and dried inedbile chicken and chips like eating iron wool. If we hadnt driven away i would have gone back and demanded my money back.
My brother hasnt had a KFC in 20 year and when he got his chicken bucket; he just looked at me and said «is this it?» Miniscule portions so if you have a big beely that needs feeding i would go home and make something nutritious and avoid the skitters and Diabetes Type II.
Just as an update KFC are giving away a free voucher for a free coffee at the moment and me being as tight as a gnats arse I thought i would pop into the East Kilbride branch across the road from Evans Halshaw — Wish I hadnt — It was as though I had some sort of rare disease the look i got when i handed over my voucher — as for the coffee it was actually worse than John Lewis coffee and that takes some doing — I would say in this case a combination of rats urine mixed with man-​milk and spittle… Perhaps it was after all i was being a right tight-arse…Never a good idea in Glasgow…
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Worst KFC in Glasgow.stinking.dirty.usually cold. full of addicts.

With Mcdonald’s trying to clean up their act a bit with modernised décor and a few healthier options, it’s refreshing to see that KFC suffer no such delusions of grandeur. It’s aimed at scum, it’s staffed by scum, and like a good fast food joint should, it oozes scum from every pore.
I eat in KFC far more than I should, and while I’m aware that each visit significantly decreases my life expectency, when it comes to a Variety Meal I just can’t help myself.
Today’s effort was just as nauseatingly delicious as I’d been hoping for, with the batter nice and crispy rather than sweaty. A bit of bbq sauce even managed to make the fries almost edible. A meal fit for a king.

Used to go to this KFC quite alot back when I would booze it during the week with my student chums.
They were cool with swapping a drink with my meal with more chips or chicken when I said I wouldn’t drink it anyhow, letting them know I was on my way for some alcoholic beverages.
Result.
It’s far from the best KFC I have dined in however, and doesn’t take long to get really messy.
I have also waited really long in here far too many times for a fast food joint, and like all KFC’s, the fries are a bit rubbish.
The toilets are also a million miles away which is a pain.

This place used to be brilliant when it shared it’s franchise with A&B.
Every since it’s not been up to standard, I fell because the floor surface hadn’t been dried correctly, some old biddy might have fractured a hip!!!
The last two times I have been in, I have had «Tummy Troubles» soon after, this was after waiting for around 10 mins on chicken strips.
Not good at all!

This place is honkin! it usually full of junkies/​Alcies, if they arent tapping cigs off you, they are on thescrounge for 50pence for their busfare home! Now the food, no real complaints there. Just Check your drink isnt flat, as this has happened to me three times in here. To be honest I go in here for convienence sake as its right next to my bustop to get home. Don’t expect to get use of the toilets, they get locked, and the lass who is mopping the floor will fend you off like a knight with a shining blade, for attempting to use the hallowed room!