Scotstoun Emporium

Once again the Emporium does not disappoint I ask for Coat Hooks and they show me little tiny hooks, no says the more Mature Lady this is what the Customer wants Robe Hooks, well who new, all kinds of varieties are shown to me I opt for Octopus type four hooks on two, hooks if you know what I mean for £2.99 can’t beat it
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Next I need a Draught Excluder brass or chrome, chrome please to match the Octopus hooks and the Yale lock that I bought from you last week, that is £1.99 what a bargain it comes with four screws.
Wait a minute what if it is two long I forgot to bring my Hacksaw and I am heading straight to my Sons who’s Hall I am decorating by the way, no worries says the young whipper snapper we have one here for £1.30 it is a done deal I do not have to got back home.
All of these goodies for £6.28 and I did not have to trail half way across the City to one of our biggest DIY outlets.
The irony is that when I get there the Draught Excluder fits perfectly, any one want a small Hacksaw?