Scarce Clothing

I’m not going to take the piss out of the store itself– by all means, if you like the type of clothing it sells then it is a well stocked, well laid out, ideally located and extremely knowledgeable shop– I am however going to have to give the youngsters who go there a complete dressing down… so to speak.
What the young white kids of Manchester think that they have got in common with the Sean Jean wearing rappers from the deepest Bronx I’ll never know.
What the need for such ridiculously ill fitting trousers are again, I’ll never know.
What the point is in having a peaked cap if its only going to shade the back of your neck is again, I’ll never ever know.
All I know is that you all look very silly indeed.