XTC Cabaret

Well, it’s been many a year since I’ve been to this club and we had a great time for my Grandsons 18^th! While the ladies were very friendly and talkative they were no pushy at all trying to sell their special dances. Definitely a place I’d be comfortable visiting again. Even noted a few girlfriends and wives visiting. Cover was $ 25 on a Saturday but you can have a good deal of fun minder $ 100 total. If you don’t like a place with friendly, beautiful, curvy and not so curvy ladies, then don’t go. Otherwise, go, behave, and treat the ladies like gentlemen.

XTC Cabaret in Austin was the best strip club I have ever been to. It was a fun experience hence it being my first time going to a gentlemen’s club. There was a $ 25 cover and a $ 20 VIP pass and within 3 minutes of being in the club, one of the girls there approached me and asked me if I wanted to dance with her. I said yes and took me to the VIP section. Her name was Emily I believe and man oh man she was great, she was giving me lap dances for DAYS, I loved every minute of that club and I’m willing to come back with a lot more money in hand. Especially when I made a promise to Emily (my dancer) and I have to come back next Friday (Dec.18) to see her again.
Another dancer approached me and I think she was hitting on me and I tried to escape but Emily came back (thank goodness) and we continued but I enjoyed every moment there. Emily said that if I come back at 8:00 PM on Friday night, she would give me her number. I’m freaking excited about coming back because you’ll never know what you gonna get the second time ;)

Pretty cool strip joint they let you bring your own liquor and beer. They’ll charge you for ice in your cooler but the lap dances are $ 20. Yes, they get fully nude. Admission was $ 25. I wasn’t expecting much but surprisingly this place came through. I was here in Austin for a bachelor party and the dancers were pretty good.

Let’s put it this way, we had a group of 16 guys out to Austin for a bachelor party and one of the 16 guys made it to XTC all 3 nights we were in town – and this guy doesn’t really care for strip clubs.

Came here on a Thursday afternoon with a friend. It was my first time in an Austin strip club. We wanted to go to a strip club that opened relatively early. This was by far the earliest I have ever been to a strip club. Cover was $ 15 and there’s no alcohol but it is BYOB. Dances were $ 10 today and if you come in the early afternoon, you’ll get a «five minute» song dance. The length of the dance decreases throughout the day. It felt fairly long because it seems like most strip clubs play half a song and it’s not like they’re playing Thriller. I got one dance and they will take you somewhere in the club that’s more private but you’re still in the general floor. They do get fully nude.
The place itself was quite spacious. The mirror covered walls and handful of guys there added to this. Apparently there were only seven girls there this early but only one of them was actually going around and giving out dances. So you would only see one girl in action since the others were hiding in the back. Some of the girls dancing didn’t seem like they wanted to be there. Around 2 pm it seemed like more girls were coming in and around this time is apparently their «lunch rush.»
They do have a VIP area which costs $ 20 to get in and $ 20 for a dance. Touching is not really allowed on the main floor and some girls may get angry if you do. But in VIP you’re more likely allowed to touch since there aren’t cameras there. I would say to get a dance first on the floor so you could judge the girl and get a feel for what she may be willing to do before you go into VIP.
Be cautious of some of the girls that don’t speak English or just generally ask the girl how much is a dance because they may try to hustle you for more. There are some girls who solely speak Spanish apparently.
A lot of this information is not all from what I experienced here but information I learned in my short visit. The girls were okay. Might not have been their prime lineup on Thursday afternoon. One fat chick too. Would I go back? Yes. Cover is a bit high, especially in the afternoon but it seems like you can get more bang for your buck here.

I showed up here on a Sunday on Memorial Day Weekend. Maybe half of the girls actually spoke english who approached me looking for a dance. I personally find this to be a turn off. I mean isn’t a big part of the fun of stripers being able to hear all stories and and pillow talk they are willing to tell you?
The stage dances were disorganized. It is definitely a mood killer to have to listen to the DJ threaten and cajole – what I now have judged to be a bunch of pouty dumb stripers – not to leave their stages the whole night.
Finally, about halfway through my planned evening the waitress tells me I have to take my beer back to my car or buy a ten dollar cooler if I want to stay. To that I say, no thank you to your hidden fees and poor atmosphere; I will take my wad of twenties elsewhere.

This is a review that will be written for two different types of people who come here: customers and dancers.
Customers:
Your experience is going to drastically change depending on when you come in here. While you may have luck on a weeknight or Sunday occasionally, if you’re looking to see what the club has as it’s best offer, come on a weekend after 11pm. The club is open till 5 am so you’re bound to have a good time and run into some quality girls. Weeknights are hit or miss, so be warned of that. Day shift is generally hit or miss as well.
If you’re looking for more than dances, the majority of girls there do not offer that. You may get lucky and fond one, but hey, you could get lucky with the clap too. Up to you.
This club is not cheap, despite being all nude. VIP is reasonably priced at 20 for all night, but the girls often vary in their dance prices for VIP. Some girls charge 20 a dance, some charge ⁴⁰⁄₅₀.
Bring ones, this club has amazing stage and pole performers. Some of the best routines I’ve ever seen, and I travel all over to dance.
It’s byob, and the mixers aren’t terribly priced.
If you’re coming for a bachelor party, be sure to do the chair of pain. It’s a hell of an experience for the bachelor, and the party will have a blast watching the guy whose going to make them suffer through a wedding get his ass beat.
Overall, it’s a quality club if you’re looking for a variety, I mean, wide variety, of girls, if you’re with a bachelor party, if you’re just going solo, or just want to have a great time with a gorgeous entertainer. Management is top notch and will take care of your needs, and the girls will make sure you don’t have too many needs left wanting.
Dancers:
This club is a great money club. The girls are friendly after you’ve been there for a day or two, thieving isn’t a huge issue and overall the customers are great.
Management is fantastic, always on your side and will take care of you.
House fees won’t kill you and they don’t take a percentage.
If you know how to hustle, this is a great club for you. If you’re more of a sit and talk kind of gal, you won’t enjoy it there.
Great club to start at, even better club to make your home club. ¹⁰⁄₁₀.

I came last night (Friday night) WORST thing EVER I’m new to Austin and have been to a few clubs so wanted to try this one out. Well where do I start with this piece of sh## place, they charge you an arm and a leg to get in I paid almost $ 30 for ONE person. Definitely not worth it. Management and a whore unfairly stole $ 400 from me I saw the girl give management a cut of what they unfairly took from me. This place has to be shut down they suck your pockets dry then kick you out. And a waitress kept on trying ro make me buy drugs. Hate it save your money y’all.

I just got robbed $ 200+ off of me. Don’t go there. Police report filed and mgr covered up video. They are theirs and I give to clubs all over Austin. This place is criminal!!!

Been there once expected to be propositioned. Wasn’t. Brought a Crown 103 proof bottle. Scared even the «Hardcore» drinkers. As soon as they turned down a crown and sprite, for coconut ciroc I knew I was amongst a bunch of women. The ladies were as different as produce in the market. Every different taste was represented. The prices for mixers were pretty decent. The selection of cigars, decent. The security, armed to the teeth and thorough. I felt secure inside the building. But that’d the only place that is secure. The exterior is less. Parking lot saved for special clients, regulars, lady drivers, friends of the valet. I parked 15 feet from the valet booth and my car was broken into. 15 FLIPPING FEET. Ridiculous. Pathetic valet. Lost my my job in 60 minutes. Was inside long enough to say happy birthday to my bro in law, have a drink and walk out. If you’re going to have giants guard the entrance post one on the exterior go that extra mile for the clientele. No exterior security is the reason I WON’T be recommending this place. To anyone for any reason. Car pool, in a jalopy.
Losing my tools set me back a month’s pay and lost me my job. It’s astonishing what an armed patrol guard does to local criminals confidence.

Nastiest (and I mean that in a good way) place I’ve ever been!
BYOB, he’ll yes!
You can smoke inside!!!
Girls run the gambit, but they are all nasty!!!

The place as a whole is still a solid 2, but I’m bumping my review up to 4 stars solely because of a girl named Divine who made my night… I’m not giving away any secrets though ;)

Great place… byob… $ 25 cover.. Well worth it. Good deals 9n Dances thru the week… ask for Sam she is cool as shit watch for her 3^rd eye … this is a must visit..

Well, it was pretty gross and sad. Don’t go on Mondays I guess.
On other news it was interesting to walk out and seeing two henchmen who work there just recently knocked out a drunk guy and left him bleeding right on the doorstep. Yeah. that’s very comforting.
All models there were just average and below.
There were hardly any women in there also it was really dull.

I am new to Austin, so for the amount of money I spent at this place in one night I could have flown to Los Angeles for the weekend, rented a room at The Standard and walked to the Seventh Veil or The Body Shop. Here is what I experienced: $ 100 round trip cab ride from downtown Austin, $ 25 cover, no booze, $ 20 per song (no matter what the flyers say), 12 songs added up quick, $ 6 ATM fee, B-​teamers at best on a Friday night. Plus got my brand new iPhone 5 stolen… my fault for thinking the security that was hovering all around the place would keep an eye on my table. lol The security guards sure made sure I didn’t take any pictures tho. If you want a strip club that has the same atmosphere as a bowling alley or a probation office then this is your place!

Let me start my review by saying this. XTC Cabaret in Austin is hands down the best strip club I have been to of all time. I’m currently writing this review in Vegas and last night I went to the number one gentleman’s club in Vegas, and at the end of the night, I thought to myself «I can’t wait to go back to XTC again». That’s how good it is. Also, I spent the summer in San Antonio this summer and my friends drove all the way to Austin just to come to XTC! It’s that good!
Now I don’t know why the price range says $$$$ but it is definitely more of a $ or $$ price range club. The club is BYOB so no money is spent there. The cover charge ranges from $ 5 to $ 30 and you can easily find a $ 5 off coupon near the club, on the floor, or in the streets of Austin.
Good things about the club include hot strippers, great music, good ambience, cheap lap dances ($ 20 and sometimes $ 1 table dances!), good variety of girls and all types of races and body types. The staff here is also not very rude and they even gave me a free shirt when a stripper accidentally spilled beer on me. One tip though, before being persuaded to go VIP with a stripper, make sure she really wants YOU and not just your wallet, because it’ll be more fun that way, and you never know what you might get back there ;).

Lots of fun! BYOB, Great Music, and Hot Girls! How else can you go wrong! The atmosphere is fun and laid back. Ask for Kimber !!!

Hott chicks and other scum like myself to kick it with = good time.

Nothing special unless your coming here on a mission… There’s no sex in the champagne room!

Old and busted:
Movies at the Alamo on Christmas.
New Hotness:
Meeting the stripper that runs Linux.