The Famous McDoogals

I haven’t been to this club in almost 20 years so I thought that it would be different.
Same Club. Different attitude.
The only thing I disliked about it was the 13 dollar cover.
I walked in on a weeknight thinking that it was going to be awful.
I sat at the bar and not even 30 seconds later I look to my left and there is a beautiful fully naked girl standing next to me.
I got a lap dance from her and it was worth every penny of the 30 dollars she charged because basically I told her what I liked and she didn’t disappoint.
I’ll be back.

We were there tonight for a friend’s bachelor party. All the staff were courteous and all the dancers that we met were very friendly. All the dancers were cute, hott and/​or sexy, but in my opinion, Maria was the cutest dancer there :-) Don’t forget to BYOB.

I’ve been to a lot of places and a lot of places in the Baltimore area. If this club is close and convenient to you then it would be a great place. If you have to travel to get here, there may be better alternatives. I was lucky to be passing by on the way home from dropping off some papers to client.
$ 16 admission and BYOB BUT only up to a 6-​pack or a ½ pint of liquor is what I was told. I got there at 7pm on a Friday night.
The club inside was a bit outdated and old feeling. However, it seems they did their best to spruce it up with xmas lights and they keep it pretty clean. The dressing rooms are open and you can see the girls get dressed (which was a first for me and a little weird). You can tell a lot by a place (whether it be a strip club or restaurant) by its bathroom. The bathroom here had an old condom dispensing machine and stalls were partitioned with old painted plywood.
The girls dance in the middle of a racetrack «bar» which is a similar set up to Fantasies and Christina’s. This makes for a hard time to see the girls’ finer features since they are a bit far away. It also makes it hard to «Make it Rain».
The lap dances are $ 30 a song but the house doesn’t take a percentage. The girls pay the house a set payout plus they are obligated to sell sodas and water.
The girls I saw that Friday were above average and IMO very attractive for the average stripclub. Most were fit and nice figures.
In the end, I stayed only 2 hrs not because I didn’t enjoy myself or wanted to go. I was meeting my friend at my favorite stripclub later that night. I was very reluctant to leave. So that should you tell you something. Click on my other reviews and read with confidence that I know what I am talking about. 3 Stars — Loses points for not being able to get drunk there, ambiance, and remote location – but a very solid club.

Ok, I am not hinting that the other people who have rated this have lower standards, but ok, maybe that’s what Im hinting at. OR maybe I went on like 7 bad nights? You guys can decide when you go.
Ok here we go. You have to pay a cover, no problem. You can bring your own beer, which I like because it won’t be hella overpriced. If you sit at the bar you MUST tip the ladies, there are tables in the back where you can sit and enjoy the view for free. After the girls dance, they crawl the U shaped bar and take your tip. One noteable night a woman decided to take her tips and poof them up into the air with her special talents… awesome, that dollar will someday be my kids lunch money…
There are a FEW, like less than 3 gorgeous women in this establishment. Most should be discount strippers (c-​section scars, stretch marks, droopy skin) There are generally a few ladies who don’t respect boundaries during a lap dance…
The place is small and the back area is open, you can see the girls getting ready, putting on lotion, shaving when you’re sitting down at a table.
I have enjoyed my time here mostly because it makes me feel better about myself, but sometimes I do find a gorgeous girl to gawk over and tell my husband I wish I looked like her.
Every time I’ve been here there has been a very elderly woman walking around, i’ve never seen her dance on stage, but she works at the establishment and offers dances, borderline harrasses younger men for their money. She is gross and droopy and… gross. They really should do something about her.
Oh also, if you are going here for a bachelor party, beware. The women write on you with permanent marker if your buddies pay to have you pulled up on stage.

Buddies of mine and I went their for my little brother’s 18^th birthday and overall we had a good time.
Girls were sexy of course there were couple bleguhhh ones but most of them were gorgeous and unlike some strip clubs they actually looked like they were enjoying themselves on the poles!
I never been to one but my friends told me there were some strip clubs where girls look bored and drugged up!
But not at mcdoogals! :)
Lapdance was expensive at 30 dollars and they don’t serve alcohol which is why I took a star away.
But you can bring your own alcohol and drink if you are 21 and up which isn’t too bad actually.
But overall it was a good experience

Most Important Thing first: Are the girls hot enough to make this trek? On a Saturday night, the answer is absolutely yes. By midnight, there were three hot blondes, and three hot brunettes. Hot = slim, nice breasts, no signs of wear and tear. There were a couple mediocre blondes and black women. There was only one chubby, droopy blonde.
Price was $ 16 at the door to get in and $ 30 per song for a lap dance. That’s pretty steep, but the lap dance I got from Heather was good and fully naked. Caveat: there are attendees all over whose purpose is to tell you when you misbehave (like when my hands slid from Heather’s back just down to her ass and a Matron swooped in to scold me). But the girls can do whatever they want to you, smell nice, and you can touch back, head, arms, and outside of legs.
The parking in front is minimal but there’s tons of parking in the back.
The layout is that of a pool-​hall bar that happens to have a dancing-​pole stage in the middle of the rectangular bar just inside the front door. All around the bar, of course, there are bar stools. It’s a prime location if you want to have dancers crawl in front of you after their dances. Back at the entrance, your driver’s license will get checked and your cover will get collected. To the right are a few seats and the area where the girls get on and get off stage. To the left are high tables and chairs to sit back from the action. Also a snack vending machine? If you walk past the bar area as if to go toward the back parking lot, you’ll see a square space full of sofas and chairs where the ladies do their lap dances. Potentially, if you sat at the high tables, you could watch the dancers on stage and the lap dances simultaneously. To the left of the lap dance pit are the pool tables and the back a bit farther are the rest rooms. To the left of the pool tables space appears to be a brightly lit changing /​escape room for the dancers.
Since this is a BYOB establishment, I didn’t bother getting anything to drink. Besides, I’d already paid a cover so I figured I was good to go and sure enough nobody bothered me. There were two bartenders, though, so I’m sure their service would have been fine.
If you go early enough and get yourself worked up from just watching the women, a couple of $ 30 songs worth of grinding might get you off. But again, they’re not pushy so you could probably just spend the cover and a few dollars tipping the ladies and see plenty. It’s a good club if you’re in the area, but probably not worth driving out of your way.