Pleasures

Not there. Another business is there. Good going Unilocal again a bad business location. Why do I bother?

Pleasures is so incognito that I literally had to stumble upon it to notice it was here.
This place has a hilarious location: right across from the High School, next to Liquor Mart, and across from some random innocuous stores.
Once you enter Pleasures you realize that you are entering a true-​blue porn store, with the magazine centerfolds ripped out and taped on the walls, and the fat dude behind the counter eating cheetos looking at the tv monitors coming from the cameras showing the store (I shit you not… there really was a fat guy eating cheetos).
Pleasures is fairly skeezy… not nearly the same feeling you get when you enter into Fascinations.
You can even pay $ 10 to go and enter the Adult Arcade upstairs, which judging from Craig’s list postings might be uh… a good place to get an std from a random person. Guess we will leave it at that.
Woah yeah… I have definitely not hit my mid-​life crisis enough where my wife is no longer putting out to go to this place.