Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Beverage

The time-​honored tradition of shaking the chocolate sludge off the bottom of the Yoohoo bottle is made doubly better by Double Fudge Yoohoo. Indeed, this Yoohoo is twice as dark, twice as thick, and the equivalent of Samuel L. Jackson to regular Yoohoo’s Pootie Tang, or so it would seem.
I have to regretfully inform the consumer that, while Double Fudge Yoohoo is an inspired chocolate flavor idea, it will have to go the way of celery Jell-​O. Halfway through the bottle, your mouth is rocking on a sensation of drinking pudding, but nearing the last third, suddenly your glycemic level is going out of control. With your teeth aching and your eyes nervously twitching, you flash back to Uma Thurman’s OD scene in Pulp Fiction.
Not wanting to be turned into a pillar of sugar, I dunked the last third of Double Fudge Yoohoo in the appropriate receptacle. Good riddance, to diabetes that is.

Yoo-​hooooooooooooo!
My mom dropped off a few boxes of Yoo-​hoo last week. I stuffed them in the fridge. Didn’t think much of it. I hadn’t had a Yoo-​hoo in so long, drinking it didn’t really appeal to me. Honestly, I didn’t even know Yoo-​hoo was still around.
Today, bored, I decided to drink a box, and… YOO-​HOOOOOOOOO!
T’was gooooood!!! Too bad, the itty bitty box was equivalent to about 3 – 4 sips. I went back to the fridge and ended up drinking all the boxes! Whateva! =D
So, I was reading the box:
Yoo-​Hoo Chocolate Drink
25% RDA
Calcium & Vitamin D
7 Vitamins and Minerals
99% FAT & Caffeine FREE
No Preservatives
Cholesterol Free
Then I turn the box, and it says:
Calories 100
Fat Cal. 10
Oh, what!!! I just had four boxes with my dinner! #(%*!!!
Ahh, it’s a good thing I don’t care about calories. Two thumbs up for Yoo-​Hoo!