Lido Cabaret

Might review again after another trip because my wife and I got here late and didn’t get to stay very long. There’s a lot of beautiful women. That’s the main thing, right? It’s set up like a traditional strip club where dancers take the main stage and then go to a satellite. I do not like the private dance area. It’s too open, too bright, too small and right when you walk in the club. No chance for a real «private» dance or basically to not have everyone up in your business. It did not seem very couple friendly. I know sometimes the girls get a little nervous approaching a couple but, damn, they’re here for a reason.

This was ok… I love the ladies.. but i also love the environment. .music was ok… but if I had to chose Cheaters is a way better environment for couples and this one is second. .I really don’t like inner room caberat. .a good environment but not so good for couples. .I’ll try again though I may have gone in a bad day. .sunday…I love strip clubs… my husband and I really love going togather. .I love when the ladies confront me. !!!

Lido’s has been my number one strip club in Brevard county for over 4 years, and I’ve had a lot of fun times there. It is well known as the cleanest strip club in Central Florida, and is owned by a woman.
However, the quality of service has been rapidly dropping over our past few visits.
‘We’ being me and my guy. We’re a couple. We get, having been to numerous strip clubs, that many strippers hate or are afraid of couples. They fear the woman freaking out, no tips, jealousy, etc. But Lido’s was never a place where the majority of strippers were ‘afraid’ of couples.
That said, our last trip was the worst and I don’t think we’ll be going back any time soon. We sat, literally IGNORED, for almost 4 hours. Even through the ‘girls’ march, only 4 girls even looked at us, and even though we had plenty of space, smiles on our face, and made eye contact, they quickly looked away and scurried across the club.
What the fuck?
My man goes and has a word with one of the bouncers, who says that he’ll go and see what the issue is and speak with the manager.
So, we got up and sat at the stage near the back pole. Stripper one ignored us, stripper two ignored us, number three was real cute and I threw her 7 bucks. She came over, said hi, and expressed how she was scared to talk to couples and apologized, said she’d come say hi after her time on the poles. She jumped back on the pole and never made eye contact again or came back.
…Stripper 4 ignored us until her song was almost over, and then dove over, pulled away her underwear and demanded that we tip her because we were in the front. Despite the fact that only ³⁄₈ front row people tipped her, we were for some reason targets. She wasn’t playing around, either, she was being a total bitch.
5 ignored us, and 6 was amazing on the pole and I back tipped her for that, and she was super friendly with us, but still didn’t come over or anything afterwards.
We had one more round and then left. As we went out, my man stopped and questioned a few of the waitresses/​strippers as to what the issue was tonight… Turns out that the girls had been told not to ‘waste time’ with couples. The new faces were either actually scared of couples as they were legit new, or they were just transfers from uptight clubs like Rachael’s who hate women/​couples.
It just isn’t the sort of atmosphere we’re used to or want from Lido’s and don’t plan on wasting hundreds of dollars on drinks and tips to bitches and strippers told not to talk to us for no good reason whatsoever.

After two weeks planning the details for my birthday party, this place (almost) ruined it. The manager refused to honor the arrangements that had been made and confirmed just the day before. He was incredibly rude and disrespectful. I took my party to Cheaters and had a great time. 17 local people, including veterans and local small business owners have vowed never to step foot in this place again!

I give it four stars only because its the second best adult club in town. Great place at night but has recently slipped in quality of entertainment. But that changes with the tide. Great bartenders great staff fun place.

Ok disclaimer, I went with my wife who is a former stripper. The dancers had a field day with her and she got a lot plenty of free dances. This of course got a lot of the guys around us going and bills were flying. So for us, it was an awesome evening, fun, and the staff were very attentive. Going back to this one for sure. Typical mix of girls and a couple who appear to crack heads. Several were very talented on the pole and it is impressive what those girls can do. Not Full Nudity, which was a major bummer. The VIP lounge was a little crowded.

So when you find yourself in a Gentleman’s Club. Act like a gentleman. This club is a lot of fun. Great bar with a lot of drink specials and the servers are very friendly and helpful. The dancers put on a really good show so tip them well. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. Say hi to Jessica, Trista, and Alexis for me.

been here 100’s of times and always seem to enjoy myself… im not sure what it is??? JUST DON’T GO ON EASTER SUNDAY…

People are rude. Everything else is average. Zero redeeming qualities.

wowzer!!!

This place will always hold a warm place in my heart. I checked this place out the night before my cruise to the Bahamas. I’ve been to bigger places that weren’t better. What do you want from a strip club? More women walking around than guys? Check. Lively girl who actually do more than just cirle the pole and wiggle a bit? Check. A «hands-​on» policy in the VIP area? Check. I could complain about the lack of true privacy in the private area, but the girls here know how to spin an encapsulating illusion. And there was very little watching the clock… bonus. Granted I put my patented «Gentleman Rogue» policy in action, so even in the main area had one girl sitting next to me waiting for the next VIP, another hoping her stage/​lap dance would steal me away from the first, and a third massaging my shoulders. God it’s good being king.

No cover charge before 7PM but I did not get there until 9PM and paid $ 5. The club is nice size and most of the girls are white, tanned, with nice bodies. A few really hot dancers although they are a bit overrated. VIP dances are $ 20, wall dances are $ 10. Not as good as Tampa.

Since Cocoa Beach isnt known for its beautiful strip… or strippers… This is your best bet for «entertainment» in town. I guess anything beats the Inner Room.