The Racquet Club At Hobbit’s Glen

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Farzan Roomie
Farzan: Service!
*smack*
(bounce)
*pop*
(bounce)
*pop*
(bounce)
(bounce)*pop*
*fwoosh*
Roomie: Woohoo! My point!
Farzan: Wha?! That bounced twice big cheater!
Roomie: Your mom bounced twice last night. And SOO my point!
Farzan: Do you even know the rules of tennis? And you can’t joke about sexin’ up my momma like that when you’re a GIRL.
Roomie: Why not? You don’t know how I sway.
Farzan: You’re married.
Roomie: Whatever.
*Tennis club attendant interrupts*
Attendant: Hey you two! You know this is a members only club?!
Farzan: *gasps* Off to the mini-​van!
Before getting kicked off the courts we were having a great time here. There are 6 private outdoor courts in total, two of which were clay (yes!). In general, balls bounce higher and more slowly on clay, so it took a little getting use to but we had a lot of fun. All in all we would come back here in a heartbeat if we were members. I believe if you sign up with a membership at the Columbia Association you can play here unlimited for $ 50/​month. I also don’t own a mini-​van, it belongs to my cheating roommate.