The Clubhouse

For my first experience at a strip club, I am so happy we went here. The girls were beautiful and very welcoming towards me. The building was huge and had plenty of seating, the lighting was cool, and the music was really good. I thought it was awesome that it was BYOB; we didn’t have to worry about pricey or watered down drinks. I had a blast and will be going back!

There is really no other club like the Clubhouse. Rock music and gorgeous down to earth ladies. It’s basically like a Suicide Girls burlesque show every night, complete with burlesque style skits. I guess that’s why the same customers come back week after week. They do not disappoint! Byob and many options as far as private dances, VIP, or grabbing a quick table dance. If you’re having a bachelor party, you can get your bachelor on stage to have his butt whipped in a stockade by two ladies of your choosing! It’s also not uncommon for bands to come in when they’re in town. Slash and Marilyn Manson to name a few!

Love this place! I got rain non ;-)

Me and my husband went here a couple of nights ago, it was an OK time. The music was awesome and i fell in love with your girl Vixen, she was very attentive and hung out with us for quite some time. I dont appreciate having to go outside to smoke and catch 2 or more of your girls doing coke with the drug lord wanna be that pretty much kept all the other girls in check with him. Most of the girls were so messed up that it turned into a masturbation porn show on stage at one point. Get this fixed and ill come back. The only reason i gave you two stars was for the music and Vixen.

I went for my 20^th Birthday and I can say since then this place still sticks out more in my memory than any other strip club I’ve been to. I’ve been to PT’s and Jaguars and the clubhouse is the best by far. The girls are always grade A dimes with only a few handful of them in any bad shape. It’s BYOB so that’s a big plus. I plan on coming back for my 21^st. The girls actually talk to you afterwards and are sweet. The music is nice too, I love EDM and Rap but Old school Rock gives this place s a unique vibe to it. Best strip joint in Dallas. Period.

This place is awesome. Anyone who wrote a bad review had a horrible time because they’re pretty lame or were with a group of lame people. Went Saturday night and saw by far the most gorgeous group of girls I’ve seen in strip club in months. I’ve been to baby dolls, pandoras, zona rosa, xtc, men’s club, Dallas Cabernet, pt platinum, and Jaguars, THIS place is by far the best of them all. The girls are sweet and they’ll spend time with you and interact and have fun with you, not just looking for lap dances and quick money. The music is good, a mix between rock and dance. A nice change of pace from the constant hip hop at every other place. Two thumbs up and I’ll be sure to be back soon.

Very disappointed. I made reservations for a bachelor party. The person on phone told us a lot of misinformation. admission would be free for party over 10. Pay for parking and dances $ 30. Byob. Special for bachelor to get on stage $ 75 for all dancers to dance. We get there they had the wrong date for our reservations and told us would be $ 17 a piece with $ 3 off. Manager took $ 2 more off due to the mishaps. Club was pretty wack. There was only one good looking stripper and 1 decent one and about 13 mudducks. The manager told us we was told wrong about bachelor special on stage and that there are no specials if that were to happen it would be $ 200. Two thumbs down.

This strip club was awesome got lots girls to do dances and they were good. I was nineteen when I went and I dont drink but I wasted lots of money on girls. One even sat on me with a big butt lol loved it.

This place is AWESOME!!! They have a really awesome little boutique with all kinds of AWESOME stuff!!! The girls are hott to!!! I recommend animé, innocence and tosha! And its BYOB cant beat that!!!

My 1^st strip club these girls made the best experience ever. Even the DJ gave me birthday shout outs! Thanks ladies

Um yup that happened. Well it’s a strip club that favors heavy metal since it’s owned by members of Pantera. Fun times and a perfect way to blow through some cash.

Always a great time at the clubhouse. I enjoy the full nudity, as well the VIP area. PROTIP: Check yourself for glitter before heading home, lint rollers work very well.

I’m not sure what I was expecting of this place. Actually, I do. I was expecting more of a rock club (hello Vinnie Paul!!). But walking in it felt like your typical strip club (look at me pretending I’m some expert) with some rock and roll memorabilia thrown around. I have a friend that practically lives here so he was essential in helping me set up the UYE we had here some time back. It pays to know people! You can’t go wrong with boobs, and what this place had that many others didn’t is a stripper pole! This place is all nude, although not many strippers went all nude. But that means BYOB!

I’ve been a few times but my last visit was the time I remember most simply because I didn’t drink as much as my previous visits. I did remember this time to come overly prepared with plenty of alcohol for the entire night. I noticed the club had a large contingency of old hags working the area before it was 10 pm. I know these ladies are working hard but please retire already. I think that many guys will not spend much money on the B team unless they are already wasted and really want to make it rain. I think the best part of the night was that I had so much beer and alcohol I still left double fisted with full bottles.
The really crazy thing was I damn near had to wrestle the bottle of Patron out of one of the dancers mouth. She asked for one drink and after hanging out she must have had damn near 6 shots. What a waste I don’t think she could even work the rest of the night she was to damn messed up to do anything except keep begging for more Patron.

Clubhouse used to be much better about 6 months ago when my husband and I went a few times with some friends. Since then, it’s apparently gone downhill. Went here for an unofficial Unilocal event with a bunch of Unilocalers and we reserved some tables on the main floor on a Saturday night.
We were expecting some A-​grade talent to show up after 10:00 but it’s like the B squad never got the memo to leave. Barely any one worked the pole, none of the girls were hot enough to pay for a lap dance, and everyone seemed lazy about dancing. Most of the time the girls were just standing on the small stages on either side of the bar.
Pretty disappointing, but the nice thing is it’s BYOB so our group got smashed for the price of a bottle at your local liquor store. It was nice and hanging out with a bunch of people staring at naked girls can’t be a bad night!
There are definitely better clubs to check out in Dallas, though.

Not a bad place. It’s unfortunately continually gone downhill though.
All due respect to Vinnie and Dime, it seems their ownership has brought a stigma to the club. While the music here is probably better than 90% of the clubs out there (in my opinion), the douchebaggery is just as bad if not worse. People go out here as it’s become a staple place «to try to meet some rock stars».
I’m not a big fan of plastic women, either. It astounds me that these women don’t melt in the Texas sun. I’m not saying EVERY woman here is fake, but the vast majority of them are. I guess I’m old school, but that’s definitely a downside to me.
Speaking of women, I never thought I’d say something like this, but there’re TOO MANY. I don’t understand how these girls make money. You can’t really focus on one or a couple, and it ends up being less of a ‘being approached occasionally for a lapdance’ and more of a ‘high-​pressure car sales approach’. Having 5 girls an hour, sometimes repeatedly because of how drunk they get, approach you trying to get you to pay up tends to be a bit extreme. Gets even worse if you actually do accept one or two.
I know, it does seem like a lot of negativity, but I would say it’s worth going at least once. The building itself is grand, really sweet looking place, and some of the dancers are insanely talented. Meaning… they can actually DANCE rather than pull off the basic ‘stripper moves’ hoping you’ll put a buck in their G because you saw a boob. Some of them definitely work very, VERY hard to make a living.

I love old school metal. I also love women. In fact, the less clothes, the better… Or so I thought.
It’s a Sunday night and I’m sitting at The Clubhouse enjoying the newest Tower Defense game on my iPhone instead of focusing on the local flora and fauna. Simply put, I’ve seen better at the local Barnes and Noble.
Sure, the music is a great change from the usual strip club fare, but being groped by someone that could be my grandmother hungrily asking if I want a table dance isn’t exactly the memory I want to take home.
There is no food to be served. But hey, apparently you can order pizza here and they will bring it to your table. Yeah, no thanks. I would rather go somewhere that I can enjoy mediocre chicken tenders served with greasy fries with my bottle of whatever.
All in all, having come on an «off night,» I’m really unimpressed. The girls are tolerable at best, outright repulsive at worst. I think next time I’m invited here with my friends, I think I’ll stay home and catch up on some video gaming instead of spending money to be dissatisfied. Combine a less than stellar experience with valet only parking and I will definitely find somewhere else to be next time.

I’m going to risk losing some man points in admitting that I’m not a big fan of strip clubs. Sure, I love watching naked chicks do their thing in just about any setting, but I just don’t understand paying some chick to grind all over me and leave me with blue balls and a lighter wallet. Anyone with a modicum of common sense, and no shame, would just pay an escort and guarantee themselves some action.
The atmosphere here is pretty goddamn rockin’, though. The place is partially owned by Pantera’s Vinnie Paul (and the late great «Dimebag» Darrell Abbott), so if you’re a metalhead you’ll enjoy watching scantily-​clad women gyrating to the tune of «Cowboys From Hell». Most of the women looked great, but that’s also their job. I’m willing to bet if you got them into some natural sunlight their faces, and bodies, would tell a different story. Strippers are like vampires — you gotta keep ‘em out of the sun. Most of them aren’t so incredibly hot that they turn to this line of work for fun; the true hotties already have a sugar daddy.
They don’t serve alcohol here but that definitely doesn’t mean you can’t drink. Here, they let you bring your own booze! How cool is that? Once you bring in your beverages of choice, your server even comes by with a tub of ice to keep things cool. So you can save money on ridiculously expensive drinks and still get plenty hammered.
It’s worth a visit if you’re a fan of Pantera, metal or boobs. Since just about every man will fall into one of those categories, I’ll give this a recommendation.

I have been here a couple times. The variety of girls is great but the number of girls can become overwhelming. Plus this place requires you bring your own liquor. The door cover can be expensive, and it’s pretty much mandatory valet. The dances are pretty good though, and it’s optional nude for the ladies… which can be a good thing.
I think people come here because they think it’s owned by Pantera, when in fact Vinnie Paul and Darrell were only 20% owners of the company. This place is great if you want to see rockstars kicking it with strippers when they come into town though.

Been trying to get your S.O. to go out to a strip club with you, fellas? You gotta make The Clubhouse her first. It wasn’t my first, per say, but it definitely set the bar high thereafter.
Rumor has it that the band Pantera shares some ownership in the club, but that’s not what makes The Clubhouse the equivalent of awesometown.
The Clubhouse is unlike any other sleazy gentlemen’s club. They have bumpin’ music, flashing lights and a club-​like atmosphere – you’ll second guess yourself in thinking you’re at a nightclub. If you feel like it, get your bum up and dance … or keep your cool, grab a giant chair and watch the show.
There’s a $ 20 cover (from what I remember, I think it’s just for the ladies), but that’s just chump change considering you won’t spend money on drinks because this place is BYOB … and they’re open for after hours. Yup, just when you think you had enough fun at the bar, head home, grab that 18 pack, call up the boys and head over to the Clubhouse.
And can you believe this? The ladies are actually pretty – gorgeous in most cases. No snobbery towards female clientele either. I struck up a fashion convo with a chick in the ladies room, and another Pamela Anderson-​esque dancer had killer abs and gave me her workout routine. Total sweetheart.
Just in case you get the munchies, there’s a barbecue man smoking goods on a pit outside.
In summation: A night at The Clubhouse entails beer, babes and barbecue. Five stars all the way!