Mobile Mechanic

I should have checked the reviews on this guy before paying him $ 130 for NOTHING. This guy with a white hummer shows up. My car was not starting. I needed him to diagnose my car for me and check the fuel pressure.
Red flags for me should have been;
1.) He left his car running. I paid him for an hour and he probably knew that he’d make up anything to get paid real quick and then leave.
2.) He kept talking and talking and talking about irrelevant crap that I already knew! Just because I am a FEMALE does NOT mean I do not know some things about a CAR!
3.) Guy over the phone initially said his name was David. Funny thing is, is that «Robbie», the one who showed up, said that David was his cousin but they sounded exactly the same. I tried calling the same number to tell «David» about my HORRIBLE experience with «Robbie» but he never answered the phone or called me back.
My problem: My car wouldn’t start. Friend came over, took off my intake, and put propane in. Car started. Obviously, there is a spark and no fuel. I replaced my fuel pump and my car still wouldn’t start. I really needed a fuel pressure gauge, but didn’t have one. This is why I called Mobile Mechanic LLC in the first place. Robbie came over and started to ask ME what some of the hoses were under the hood. I told him that I wasn’t sure and why did he not know because he’s the mechanic, right? (RED FLAG!!) He went on about how he needed to put the scanner on my car to pull any code that my car was showing. I told him that it was a waste of time because I had already scanned my car and no codes were pulling because I had dislocated my battery, therefore clearing the codes from my computer! He scanned my car anyway and then said that there wasn’t any codes showing up. (DUH!!) Now he actually had to get dirty. He took my intake off and sprayed carb fluid inside. My car started. He asked when the last time I got my car tuned up. I said it was a while ago. He then started yapping about how that wasn’t a good sign for any mechanic. He then checked ONE spark plug. Yes, there was oil on it. Yes, there shouldn’t be oil on it. He told me that was my problem. I had oil on my spark plugs and that’s why my car wasn’t starting. But then I reminded him that my car JUST STARTED WHEN HE SPRAYED carb fluid into my intake!!! He suddenly got amnesia and started telling me that my car NEVER STARTED. (WTF) I told him that I wanted him to check my fuel pressure. (Which is why I called these super rude crooks in the first place.) Robbie told me that it was SUPER easy to do it. So I asked him what he was waiting for. He then started going on and on about how he was trying to be super patient with me and started to become rude. While he’s yapping, he’s trying to look for the place to put the fuel pressure gauge. He «finds» it and tells me that he can’t do it unless he takes off the intake manifold. If he does that it’s gonna cost me a lot more money. I told him that I paid him for an hour and that it had only been 40 minutes. He then started yammering about how he had already found my problem (spark plugs) and that he was done. He left right after that. These «guys» are crooks and liars also seems like they write their own reviews. They have NO CLUE what they are doing and are just looking for a quick buck. They aren’t even accredited by the Better Business Bureau!!! Another thing… «Robbie» had a USMC sticker on his hummer. Their website goes on and on about how they’re here for the military folks, I clicked on the «about us» link. There is the USMC logo and «SIMPER FIDELIS». How is it that they’re representing USMC and can’t even spell SEMPER FIDELIS correctly???