Steven’s Pass Motel

This place is literally the cyst pool of hotels. It is poorly managed and also beyond filthy. I wouldn’t be surprised if the place was infested with rodents or some sort of vermin. If a health inspector stopped by, they’d be shut down.

This hotel is a great place to stay if perhaps you’re a junkie prostitute or an adventurous sort who enjoys random people being given keys to your room in the middle of the night. Also, if cleanliness isn’t your thing you’re in luck! Do you live for makeup stained pillows? Sheets with other people’s body hair? Towels covered in mystery crust and even more body hair? Search no more! Stevens Pass Motel has it all.
Maybe you also enjoy pranks? My favorite was when at 2 am, while my husband and I were sleeping, an intoxicated man and what appeared to be a prostitute let themselves into our room with a key the manager had provided them. Hilarious! But it gets better– after my husband talked with the drunken manager we came to understand that the intruder in our room was actually a hotel employee. The manager assured us we’d be refunded for our night’s stay. In the morning my husband had to physically awaken the manger, that crazy rascal, and get him to refund our card. Now for the really funny part– the manager voided our refund after we left and we never received it! Lucky for us my credit card company isn’t big on practical jokes like this so we did get our money back.
In all seriousness, it is worth the few minutes drive to the next town over to find a hotel– unless of course you want to challenge yourself and test your luck. Next time I will bring a tent and scout overpass locations before considering a stay here again.

Was planning a lengthy review… but I can some it up in one sentence… and I am being honest and sincere. I would rather sleep in my car!!! The 1 star was not by my choice.