Tony’s Campus Cafe

You don’t come here unless you’ve spent the night getting drunk/​stoned.
That being said, there is only ONE thing to get once you get here and that is one of their signature fat sandwiches.
These sandwiches are served on a long roll (it’s actually good bread) with combinations of items piled on such as fries, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, taylor ham, bacon, cheesesteak, pepperoni, ham, different sauces, etc.
And these sandwiches all have names that were probably conceived under the influence (of poisons of choice) like «The Dry Throat» or «The Fat Liz» or maybe you’d like «The Eye Drops»?
If it’s your first time there get «The Torpedo», it’s the most popular one and it comes with an assortment of fried goodies.
Sit at the counter, order, grab a drink from the fridge and when the cook comes over, slices it in half and plates it– he’ll ask what sauce you want.
Now you WANT (NEED) honey mustard (it’s homemade supposedly), hot sauce (the owner says they grow the peppers and make it themselves), ketchup is optional.
Cover the sandwich in the sauces and dig in. When you come up for air you’ll notice your plate is empty and you will feel very guilty but satisfied.

Best fat sandwhich at Wpu!
ONLY ACCEPTS CASH!

If you’re drunk and/​or stoned, Tony’s is a dreamland. If ya a’int, be careful.

Tony’s is the North Jersey attempt at grease truck sandwiches like those made famous at Rutgers. They’re pretty good. My personal favorite is «The Steamroller» which has cheesesteak, egg, potatoes, and bacon. The Torpedo seems to be the most popular fat sammich there and rightfully so although I’m not sure if the name refers to the sandwich or what happens about 45 mins after you eat it. It’s open until some arbitrary hour at night (like 4 am) which is cool when you’ve got the munchies.

Tony’s Tony’s Tony’s, oh how I tried to avoid you for 4 years. Once in a while, I did succumb to your rutger’s grease trucks wannabe menu though. Cramming tons of fried foods into a sandwich and staying open ’til 3am seems to have worked for Tony’s and it pretty popular the later days in the week. I’d give a half star just for all the the times I pranked the dormitories pretending to be a Tony’s delivery man, but Unilocal won’t let me.