Stepford wife… Barbie on crack… comes to mind. Sandra Lee and her ridiculous Semi-Homemade Cooking show on the Food Network puts Martha Stewart to shame! She currently resides in my nightmares — with her country kitchen dishes, hideous window drapes, and kitschy décor. Her clothes freakin match the drapes and dishes and color scheme of her kitchen on every single show! What a weirdo! And she calls opening up a can of cherry pie filling, mixing it with a box of cake mix, and throwing it in a crockpot cooking?! Good gawd! I’m embarrassed for her. She’s a disgrace to the culinary world. I have to agree with Anthony Bourdain’s eloquent description of her as «Betty Crocker after a weekend of huffing crack». In the meantime, she’s still in my nightmares. Why aren’t Giada’s boobs in my nightmares instead?
