LaBare Hollywood

Weeks before my best friend’s bachelorette party, I had emailed La Bare about reservations for a Saturday night show at the Hollywood location. I received a prompt call, letting me know that we would just need to call the week of the show with an approximate head count, and a reservation email would be sent to me.
I called the Tuesday before and left a message — no return call or email. I emailed on Wednesday — no return call or email. I called and left another message Thursday. On Friday morning, I received this email:
Thank you for contacting LaBare…
We are not offering our Night Club Show at this time… the Men of LaBare are only available for private parties… if you’re interested in having the Men of LaBare come to your location please call me at the office.
;-)
Jason
Boo!

There are two things I know: #1: Wu-​Tang Clan ain’t nothing to F@*% with AND #2: La Bare Hollywood is a guaranteed good time for the ladies.
When my friend Katie graduated from grad school, we asked «We’ll celebrate however you want. What would you like to do?» She only said two words: MALE STRIPPERS. Believe it or not, unless you have them come to your house, there is a shortage of places for ladies to go see some macho guys in banana hammocks shaking their grade-​A tushes on stage. Shocking, right? I had heard on the radio months before about a new male strip club in Hollywood, so I did a little research and found La Bare. I made reservations for us and got our special lady the V.I.P. party package. This $ 75.00 Package includes:
* Your Guest of Honor on Main Stage
* Free Admission for Guest of Honor
* La Bare Hollywood «Just Do Me» T-​Shirt
* $ 10.00 in La Bare Bootie Bucks
* Hot Seat /​Lap Dance from her favorite entertainer
What a value!
We got a suite at the Renaissance for a little pre-​party swimming and drinks, then we head over to the club around 7:30. By this time, we were already shouting obscenities and wound up to see some man candy. (poor guys)
The show started at 9:00 and boy were we excited! It was a full-​on show. Not like a normal place where the gals go up one by one, but there were full productions with all the dudes or just a few of them. When they weren’t on stage, they were wandering around in their tighty whiteys or stretchy man shorts, flirting and graciously accepting our crass pick-​up lines.
At midnight, the V.I.P.‘s got to take a picture with the boys and then move into a private room for a special show. Many of the ladies chose this option, so it was a little tight, but things got a little steamy in the special room. Let’s just say a few of us made friends with some of the guys. Katie chose Stoli for her special dance and she was very pleased with him.
The night was unforgettable and I’m hoping someone will choose this place for their bachelorette party so I get to go back.
Please note: no cameras allowed. They will take your memory card and you’ll have to get it back the end of the night. Oh, and don’t forget your dollars!