Subway

I normally wouldn’t review a Subway, but this is necessary — this may be the worst Subway anywhere. Unfortunately, I have been asked to go here dozens of times when I am in the area. I have also traveled enough to try sandwiches in other towns, states and even countries. I can say with confidence that they are among the slowest sandwich-​makers on the planet.
I have often felt that I could have left the line, driven to a real sandwich place and come back in the same amount of time that it takes them to make a sandwich, but walking in the door saps me of all strength, energy, and hope and I never have actually tried that trick. (note that I have enough time in line to daydream).
For being the only sandwich place that makes me wish that I didn’t have to eat to survive, I give this Subway 1 star.