McDonald’s

Great staff! Most orders are correct, and ours are complicated. Management kicks butt. One bailed out my kid when he was trapped by a girl’s vomit puddle in the PlayPlace. If you need to raise your blood pressure, sit in the PlayPlace and watch bad parents slack off while shrill maniacs pummel each other, climb the equipment and spread their foot fungus. It’s also a fun, cheap date! If you canceled cable, you can get your fix of Love Connection, Senior Edition. Cops? Well, a drunk guy called police from the bathroom and blew a .5 BAC. You’ve got Mr. Bowled a 300 at Collier Lanes who eats pancakes every day. The realtor. The cyclists. The ranchers/​cowboys. It’s a microcosm of village life, and it’s a fun hangout. Just avoid during birthday parties.