Turkey Hill Minit Mkt

Turkey Hill is to Lancaster what Circle K is to Phoenix. Circle K kicks Turkey Hills ass. After a long day of Christmas shopping I craved a Thirstbuster from Circle K in the worst kind of way, better yet a Thirstbuster spiked with two little Jack Daniel’s Honey shooters — my favorite Circle K treat. I drove into Turkey Hill trying to quench my thirst. The fountain machine was located behind the counter so I told the guy what I wanted and he told me to get it myself. The cups were only 24 oz cups and I looked at him like WTF and asked him if he had anything bigger. It must have seemed crazy to want an iced soda during a snow storm but the heart wants what it wants. As I go to pay I ask if they have liquor and of course he says no. Pennsylvania has ridiculous liquor laws, I swear everyone here must be sober because it’s so difficult to buy booze. When I get back in the car I take a big gulp of my long awaited icy cold beverage and it was disgusting!!! It tasted rotten, look, I don’t know how soda would get rotten but the shit was nasty ass! When I arrived back at the house I took another swig just to make sure my taste buds weren’t malfunctioning, nope it was terrible. Never again Turkey Hill *fists of rage*

This place is like the ⁷⁄₁₁ of omish country. I became a big fan of thier multiflavored, 99cent, very tasty and refreshing bottled tea.