Crazy Horse Paris

Sexy Frenchies dancing on a small stage in an intimate French theme theater. I’m glad to have watched this show before it was taken off, everything about this show from the ticket booth, to the entrance and theater design was just a fun experience. They seat you very close to other guests and would take pictures like they would in any other show. The show is about admiring the female body and is very tantalizing almost like strip tease and not to mention topless!
Ooh La La

I saw Crazy Horse Paris several years ago and really enjoyed the show. It was sexy, classy, and very entertaining.
Now that it’s closing at MGM in the next week, I needed to go see it again before it’s gone. There was only a minor difference in the two shows I saw. The one number I really didn’t care for was the jailhouse dance. It seemed interminable and was not that good. The magician was OK as an interlude, but the three guys who did the «short leg» dancing were a hoot!
I really like Upside Down and Chair Me Up. These are cleverly choreographed and artfully done.
I am sorry this show is closing but I’m glad I had the chance to enjoy it twice.

Sexy. Fun. Nekkid-​ness!
Love that these ladies appear to genuinely have a lot of fun!
PROs:
–Sensual nudity… and very FUN burlesque show!
–LOVED the variety of scenes… never gets boring!
–Kudos on the bit with the Scott Bros. Didn’t quite fit a burlesque show, but honestly… I thot this was the BEST, most enjoyable part of the show. I’d come watch this show again, just cuz I’d get to watch them again.
CONs:
–Mini MJ? …weird, funny, not so cool, but at least somewhat entertaining.
CONVENIENCE: ***** [Called the box office to set up my comp’d tix. Very accomodating, super friendly over the phone.]
ENTERTAINMENT: **** [Cabaret show? Sure, why not?! FUN for both guy & gal!]
AMBIANCE: ***** [Lowly lit in a cozy, small theater… perfect for date night!]
PRICE: FREE! [Thanks to Misti Y., MGM Grand, and to my awesome teammates on the Unilocalmazing race!]
OVERALL: ****/​* [4.5 rounded up to 5 stars! …especially cuz I got to see it for FREE!]
Btw, this review was longgg overdue. Saw the show over a year ago…
Nuff said.

Not sure how the seating system works but when we got here, they tried sticking us off to the far right which didn’t even have a good view of the stage. We had to go back up to the front to see if we could be moved and fortunately, they were able to accommodate.
The show was overall entertaining. I have to admit there were parts where I dozed off as I felt it became monotonous (I was also battling a virus). I wasn’t a big fan of the solos as I was with the group numbers (opening, buns, etc.). There were breaks that had male performers which didn’t seem to really jive with the overall mood of the show (but even then, they were crowd pleasers).
I’m not a big fan of the seating structure as you are screwed if you are sitting directly behind someone who is heavy set or has a big head. We had that scenario the night that we went and it definitely ruined part of the experience.
All in all, I enjoyed the show!

still a great show, they have changed it up a little bit. We saw it twice this time! Highly recommended.

Great show, tastefully done, beautiful girls with authentic bodies. If you come here expecting D sizes cups, walk yourself out the door and go to another show. I was told by others this is the best and classiest cabret show. I would say this is the new cabaret show for vegas. No large feathers and funny suits needed!
Very simple stage set up, nice use of lighting
I purchased tickets a couple of days before via
(I think the offer a better price, but don’t quote me on that) and got front row seats
please be aware you must pick up tickets an hour before the show starts. They also have a 2 drink minimum and they are pricey

This show was so unique! I really preferred this type of a show vs. the flashy Cirque shows (minus absinthe which was amazing as well). The women in this show were all the same in size and I think that’s such a cool thing that they managed to make the show so in sync. It was very sensual but tasteful. I liked the way that the theater was sort of small and intimate so that you could really take in the performance up close no matter where you sat. Every seat is a good seat. I’m sure the show changes rather frequently but the one that I saw I really enjoyed. It reminded me of something from the 60’s. My favorite performance was the one to the song «toxic» and there were a few others that I swore I would remember the names to write on Unilocal but of course cannot remember now! Any-​who, this is a must see in Vegas for the tastefully sexy crowd.
** FYI it is topless so don’t bring someone that you would feel uncomfortable watching the show with.

Visited my boyfriend’s cousins in Las Vegas and we saw this show. We enjoyed it a lot. Alcohol drink prices were okay but $ 9 for a bottle of Fiji water? After the show, we were waiting for my car from the valet and they were giving out FREE Fiji water. I bought mine at my local Stater Bros on sale for .99 plus tax in California. (Reason why we bought one water was because my boyfriend’s cousin’s fiancé is pregnant).
The women in the show are beautiful. Definitely a lot of legs and a lot of nice, perky breasts. Bf and I don’t go out much since he works all day and there’s no way I’m going to see titties without him so this was a treat for us.
The boys had 2 each of double shot margarita comes in souvenir cup= $ 22 each
I had a pineapple upside down cake martini= $ 14 each
Fiji water= $ 9 each

I loved this show! I’m a big fan of burlesque, cabaret, etc. This was a great topless show. Classy, sensual, erotic, but not trashy in the least. The numbers were great, some better than others. Loved legs! The soundtrack was super cute and loved the French inspired songs. The girls were gorgeous, talented, and overall it was just a really well done production.
Only complaint is how the theatre is set up. I think it would have been better if everything was round tables, not so close together, and if the stage was slightly bigger.

Not a fan.
The performers were beautiful, sexy, and did the very best they could. I loved some of the lighting and stage effects, but th choreography was boring boring boring BORING. The ONLY acts I enjoyed, were the two ballerinas in the spinning hoop and the pop-​n-​lock «filler» gentlemen. the former were obviously classically trained and their technique was remarkable. The latter were entertaining, well rehearsed, and had fun and engaging choreography.
The drinks are super expensive ($ 9 for a small Sapporo) and the waitress came by only once at the beginning of the show and never came back throughout the 2 hour show. Really?! The drinks were expensive but that didn’t mean I didn’t want more than one! Fail.
The theater is super intimate, and it was only half full but it was off-​season.

We got the front sit, right under the stage. We get to see «everything»;)
Beautiful small girls with the same size, same high and same looks.
Beautiful elegant b**bs, sexy performance, great light show on the «naked» b**die.
The theater is really small, but it is a nice place to sip on a drink and watch the show before the real party starts.

First — have accurate expectations.
Are you looking for girls girating on poles that will let you stick a bill in their g-​string? This is not the place for that.
Are you looking to be awed and amazed by feats of acrobatic dexterity? Check out a Cirque du Soleil show.
Are you looking for a more artistic/​classier version of a strip show? Than this may suit your needs.
Are you looking for something on the sexy ends of things that you are more likely to enjoy as a woman or as a couple involving a woman? This is definitely a excellent choice.
Crazy Horse Paris is a set of beautiful, natural looking women who pose, dance, and move to various bits of music under various types of lighting where variations of nothing and next-​to-​nothing. There are no poles, no girating, no dancing in mid-​air on a bolt of silk, no synchronized swimming — just pretty girls, nearly nude, being pretty.
Compared to Zumanity — this show is really only 3 stars. But it got a star bump for being half the cost of Zumanity. Tickets are typically $ 50 – 70 rather than $ 110+. If you want something to put an extra sexy edge into your evening with your partner, this is not a bad after dinner treat to set the mood for heading up to your room.

I learned about Crazy Horse Paris as a cabaret originally conceptualized and performed in Paris, way back when I still have to hide contraband copies of Playboy from my parents. I never thought I would be able to experience the show without having to travel to Paris. But I am glad that the renowned Parisian Theater of the Nude in Action was eventually exported overseas to countries like the USA and even Singapore.
The cabaret is a must see for Las Vegas locals and visitors seeking a sexy, sensual, erotic, classy, artistic and beautifully choreographed show featuring trained dancers that all have perfect bodies and no visible tattoos and piercings.
The Crazy Horse woman truly is the incarnation of the contemporary ideal of beauty, and being able to see 15 of them on stage performing as a group is like seeing the Three Graces x5 dancing in well synchronized routines.
Some of my favorite scenes are: God Save The Bareskin, which kicks off the show, where all the dancers are dressed as the guards of Buckingham Palace, if they were staffed by very attractive topless female soldiers. I guess I have a thing for women in uniforms :)
The Upside Down scene features 3 dancers performing with a stage-​length mirror, which gives the illusion of them seductively emerging from a pool of water.
Chair Me Up, a classic 1930s cabaret number, features 3 dancers on 3 Thonet bentwood chairs, transformed with modern music and geometric light patterns projected on stage.
You Turn Me On — which features all the dancers in a spectacle of femininity, voluptuousness, and flirtiness is the burlesque finale that energetically concludes the show.
There are additional scenes which I enjoyed, but could not recalled the name. There are also two performances that features no supermodels, which the audience enjoyed once they got over the initial reaction of seeing dudes on stage. The performance by the Scott Bros, was very cool and weird (kind of like Jabbawockeez unmasked as Philip T mentioned in his review).
Overall, it was a great show and very popular as indicated by how full the small theater was on a Wednesday night. If you intend to watch Crazy Horse Paris, definitely go and line up early for best seating. As tickets in sections 2 and higher are assigned to rows, so the seats closer to the stage are filled on a first come first serve basis.

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This show is different in a great way! Sexy, classy, tasteful, artistic, abstract, erotic, clever, and interesting!
This is an arousal show great for couples, maybe even a first date depending on how naughty you are or want to be. Frisky Frisky!
Gorgeous lean tall bodies, if you are a leg man or woman, this is a treat for you enough said! Gams galore!
This is a small cabaret style showroom with red velvet walls, seats and booths it is dark intimate and sexy with a small personal up close stage.
I felt sexy just walking in.
Booze up on your liquor of choice if neccessary before walking in. A small bottle of Evian water was $ 10 bucks, I did not look any further after seeing a bottle of wine listed for $ 250.00.

Sure you get to see some (. Y .), but all they did was dance. I could have gone to a strip club and pretty much have seen the same thing, but only cheaper and see some full frontal nudity.
There were no themes. The stage was small and their heads almost hit the ceiling. This ain’t no Moulin Rouge. I actually did enjoy Moulin Rouge. Click here:
. But over here at the Crazy Horse at the MGM, there were no acrobats, no jumping or flying or extravagance in entertainment.
I fell asleep pretty much throughout most of the show, either due to boredom or maybe I was drunk. Either way, I still did manage to see some of the show and still I wasn’t entertained. Somehow, when the performers look at the audience, it just seems they are staring at you. I don’t know how they do it, but it’s weird, wherever you are sitting, they are literally staring at you. Pretty cool, yet pretty freaky.
I did like the intermission when two male performers were dancing in sync. Pretty funny acts, and pretty cool stunts and dance show.
But other than that, the performances by the rest of the cast was mediocre at best, just a cleaner version of a strip club. The only difference is that I paid $ 69 to get in, and I fell asleep. But at least I don’t have that lingering stripper smell.
I don’t know; if you haven’t seen a show like this, then yah, it’s worth going out to see it at least once. For $ 69 (or less if you find some really good deals), it’s still pretty cheap compared to the other shows in Vegas. I also got half bottle of the champagne for $ 43. I think the champagne helped me get through this 1 hour and 15 minute show.

I liked this show. The stage is small and the ambiance is sexy in the Crazy Horse Theater. The girls are pretty, in shape, and all except one had natural breasts.
I went and saw this show with my husband and two of our friends. We all agreed that this was one of the better topless shows on the strip. The show was entertaining, and the girls were amazingly in sync… you can tell they’ve rehearsed and they dance as a team.
They also did cool effects with both the choreography and the lighting. I don’t think I would see this show a second time, although I would definitely recommend that you at least head over and see it once.

I’m not a gambling person, a club person or a shopping person, so I was pretty limited in my options of things I’d actually like to do in Vegas. Since we wanted to save money, my boyfriend and I were choosing between either going to Zumanity or Crazy Horse Paris (both of which were available through Tix 4 Tonight at a discounted rate). Zumanity had some weird reviews so we decided to go here instead. The theater itself is very intimate and no seat is bad, so I’m glad I opted for the 2^nd tier cheaper seating. I think I would have been a bit more uncomfortable in the first few rows at eye level with the stage, considering this was my first cabaret/​burlesque show.
Drinks were kind of expensive inside, so I’m glad I had some jello shots and drinks around the corner from the theater within the MGM grand. I did end up ordering a Champagne cocktail inside and got to take home the cute tall glass they served it in as a memento. The performers were really good and the best performance was definitely one of the ones toward the end where you never see the girls face at all. The Michael Jackson/​breakdancing act in the middle was a bit awkward though and like other reviewers, I thought it seemed out of place. I think I’d come here again depending on if any celebrity joined the cast temporarily.
One thing I didn’t like was waiting for the show to start outside in the MGM grand casino area– this casino has such low ceilings and definitely reeks of more smoke than most places because of it.

Free tix for being on the winning team of the Unilocalmazing race!
This was such a breath of fresh air after seeing SO MANY crappy shows recently. I really didn’t know what to expect going in but the mix of the gorgeous women (all natural to boot!), awesome lighting/​visuals and music really transported me to another place. I enjoyed every single minute.
A few of the scenes really stood out including «Upside down», «Baby Buns» and any scene with all 15 girls on stage. I used to think being in the first 3 rows for «O» was sensory overload. but THIS was maximum sensory overload.
The 2 acts that performed in between the girls’ shows were also great. One was 2 guys doing a pretty incredible dance performance. kinda like Jabbawockeez unmasked and the other was a crazy Michael Jackson tribute w/​«short» people. Really funny and entertaining.
My only recommendation would be to show up as soon as the doors open to get the best seat possible. The tables in the 2^nd and 3^rd sections aren’t really assigned seating. Ushers are also receptive to $ 10 handshakes for improved viewing.
I’m definitely going to take some of my out of town friends to this show in the future and will be getting VIP section next time.

I have never seen a burlesque show before in Vegas or anywhere really. So with Crazy Horse Paris, I approached it with no expectations and an open mind. And in the end, I thought it was great show!
The women here were really beautiful, nicely sculpted, and very talented performers. I loved how each vignette was produced to look like you were looking at a moving painting with the artistic lighting «painted» onto the ladies. That was some definite eye-​candy.
Along with the women, they had two side acts as well. The Popping dancers were really cool and the «Short» Tribute to Michael Jackson was really entertaining. They were both a nice comedic change of pace from the burlesque dancers
I highly suggest to pick up the $ 32 tickets at Tix4Tonight to get more bang for your buck. But if you don’t have time to stop by at one, I think it would still be worth the $ 54 tickets. If you have about 90 mins to spare in Vegas at night, go see this show!

One of the best topless shows I’ve seen in Vegas. We sat at one of the tables right in front (with the requisite drunk guy a table or 2 over) and had a really good time. The dancing was amazing and all the girls were beautiful. The question came to mind: How do they find so many different girls with the same body type?
No silicone in sight and my wife and I both loved the show!