Larry’s Villa

0 stars
Im here now and the door guy with the red hat was rude as hell. Gave me an attitude for no reason what so ever. I came from out of town to visit my best friend had money ready to spend on the girls but he messed it up for them all the way. He asked me for my id 2 times as well as checking me with a metal detector twice. I am a woman by the way and have danced at some of the most famous clubs in the world. Its upsetting to visit somewhere I should be familiar with and be treated like shit. Especially when I was the ONLY customer willing to spend money.

This place is pretty gross! It should probably be closed down for health code violations. Please be alert if you are coming here! This place is in the HOOD!
Plus, you can look at better boobs at Hooters! There isn’t a set of boobs on this planet that could EVER get me to return to this establishment. RUN… and don’t look back!
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U guys are crazy to talk bad on larrys villa when u guys talking all bad about it but come every day larrys is a great place great service beautiful woman great music m etc come check out if u havent already dont believe what people say check for urself lov larrys nothing but great fun n memories

Mad props to the bartenders, Essence and Kelly!!! Can’t complain about my lap dance from Marie Acosta!
Good times!!!

A good place to go if you want to low roll.

Just a little hole in the wall strip joint! Yea, we pop in there sometimes to support our local strippers.

Not a bad place to grab a cheap beer but this place should be an alternative to chemical castration for sex offenders. The ladies here are A grade libido killers

Oh my God the horror! This is like a Halloween Haunted House but open year round. Larry’s Villa is right off the US 95/​Rancho exit, sometimes you can see a guy off to the side of the off-​ramp with a sign asking for money (keep this in mind).
So we walk in and that new Jay Z/​Kanye song is on and this place or this sh*t is «cray» (crazy). It was smoky but the alcohol was cheap, you can gamble but you can literally use it as tip, and the best part was when the same guy asking for change on the off ramp came in and stunk up the place.
When a dancer came up to my friend (mind you I told him to accept all dances offered) I was eavesdropping and while she was touching him all over she was also laying out the rules for him about prices and places he can touch her like here, here, here, but not there. So she grabs his hand and they walk off and I’m thinking, wahhh did she just say he «can touch»?!
We weren’t drunk, we weren’t allowed to be drunk but the drinks were cheap as heck during happy hour. You might as well come here from the gas station next door to buy your alcohol fix.
So then this other dancer came up to me and I had to tell her that this was all for my friend and so she mounted him but the same rules didn’t apply to her like it did his first dance. So when he went to rub her legs he looks at me with the wtf look and looks at his hands. I knew right away he got pricked by her hairy legs!
We only had time for him to get 4 dances, with the last one trying to compare herself to the other 3 and more importantly the last one. We may have been there for an entirely different purpose but the dances accompanied our mission. Don’t expect the same type of dancers from other gentleman’s club like Sapphires or Spearmint Rhino. There are no valets and you can just walk right in hence why you might as well walk in here, grab a drink, get a free show, and then head out. I’m sorry but this place is horrible, go to Lil D’s instead.

«Support Your Local Stripper»
Found an ad they were looking for a DJ.
What the hell I’m new in town.
Strip clubs have never been my thing.
And Lorenzo’s Villa hasn’t changed that at all.
Nice to meet Angel and her friend CoCo.
But the poor Joe Dirt looking dude, or the guy with the old run down Porsche that had to be parked just right, and in front.
These girls really don’t care for you.
At least the match stayed lit long enough to light my smoke through all of this thick desperation.
Nice cold beer!
And next time I need a hit of Bön Jovi.
You got my biz Lawrence!
2 stars for now. Somebody else take it higher. I’m getting dizzy.