Tim Hortons

I love Tim Hortons. It’s a place I need to visit every time I go home since we do not have Tim Hortons in Vegas.
The last time I visited they had the pumpkin drinks available since it was almost fall. I decided to get the pumpkin spice iced cap and it was awesome. I was very happy with my choice. I also got some tim bits (tiny doughnuts). I had to get the cake batter one because that is my favorite and those didn’t disappoint either. This location is right by my house so it’s really easy and convenient to drive to on Sunday morning. It was crowded but we were able to easily get a seat.
Being from Buffalo Tim Hortons trumps both Dunkin Doughnuts and Starbucks and I love being able to visit this establishment whenever I can.

If you’re laughing uncontrollably then it’s Tim Snortons. Whereas if you shouldn’t wear long pants because it’s too hot out, then it’s Tim Shorts-​on. And if your young lad is tiny, then it’s Tim Short-​son. Whereas if you have only 3 or 4 inches down below, then you have a Tim Short-​one. And girls don’t tend to appreciate Short-​ones, not nearly as much as they do Hortons, anyway.
This is a brand new Tim Hortons, so new in fact that I’m putting it on the Unilocal map for the first time. Indeed, so new that it regrettably hasn’t figured out how to make coffee yet. Service was just okay, nothing too friendly or special. Access is tricky, weirdly because there is so much space yet there’s only one entry point (I know girls like that too).
Worst of all, the coffee was both lukewarm, and not sweet at all, which is a double strike. It was milky, but 1 out of 3 doesn’t cut it for me. Worse still, I’ve tried this place twice since it’s literally right next to the doctor’s I take my Horton-​loving friend to, and both times it was similarly bad. Two strikes, you’re out. 1 star.
Chain info: Canadian coffee chain that is literally all over Buffalo, where I always order the 4 & 4 which you should try… it’s very milky and very sweet and very delicious. It is for a good friend, but I always have some of it first (since I’m usually paying for it these days) and then judge it compared to all the other locations in town.
And if you ration out your food, then it’s Tim Portions. But don’t get your portions at this one.