Alameda Strip

As promised in other reviews, this club has lots of BBW Latina dancers. And that was what I was in the mood for on Saturday. The club is in a heavily industrial area. I used the $ 5 valet parking at didn’t have any problems. It was a fun night. The clientele seems to be is mostly working class Hispanics, but I wasn’t at all uncomfortable being the only white guy there (except for security and management).
Overall, this is a fun, but low mileage club. I grabbed a table the second row from the stage and the first girl sat down within a minute or two. The conversation was good, but a little limited due to a few language issues. After 10 – 15 minutes of conversation, I went for a private dance with her. The private dance area is well lit and just two rows of benches that face each other with a spot for security to watch. The dances are $ 15 bikini lap dances

I wonder what’s there prices for a private room anyone ?! I mean the club looms dope i need to try new things

This place is degrading. The owner was actually talking stuff to one of his dancers in front of paying customers. He seems so unprofessional. Lap dances ar only $ 10 which is not bad but to degrade one of the girls is not professional at all. This was my first time here and my last.
Dancer1 The place is also unfair. Some of the prettier girls have to be more covered than the more «basic» ones.
Dancer2 p n this place management is not fair with thegirls. Is so slow n empty not a good place to come visit

The struggle is real haven’t been here in years but even then 2005 the girls where beat up and willing to do whatever it took to make that $$$ all you had to do was keep an eye out for the Russians (bouncers) omg lol it is what it is!

I would give this place NEGATIVE 5 STARS if possible. This place is horrible. Don’t waste ur time and money here. If you’re broke, a loser and are desperate to get some a*s then this is the place to be. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Was on vacation and just Googled a new spot to visit, a bar. Came here and it was a total different bar environment. Older ladies asking if I wanted a dance and they were like not the hot supermodel type. Friendly and the crowd were Spanish, Latinos, and Mexican decedents. I was the only Asian there. Had a few drinks and grab a dance with one of the gals as she was talking to me. Hustled two dances, which I did not care much. It was like a lap dance with bikini on… okay experience. This place is for the older gentlemen, like in the 50s and up…
Asked one of the gals where to get some real homemade tacos. Told me to go to El Taurino…

HOLY SHIT, this place is worse than the shady «strip joints» in TJ… it’s like a bootleg Sam Hofbrau. Hot damn, is this a strip joint for people with chubby fetishes? I didn’t see a chick under 180 pounds. Oh, and the crowd… it looked like a bunch of convicts on a field trip for good behavior. WOW, thank god I didn’t get shanked or raped in the bathroom!
How did I end up here? Oh wait, I had no choice because I’m drunk and the designated driver wanted to go. Maybe it’s to punish me for being a drunktard all night or maybe he just felt the need to motorboat someone late at night instead of doing our usual thing — eating greasy Chinese food at Won Kok (aka Wrong Kok).
I guess the only good thing about this place is the cheap beers, oh and no cover. It does provide a bit of amusement once you get over the shock. I could also add the $ 10 lap dances as a PRO for this place but I think it’s more suited in the CON category. I mean who wants to pay $ 10 to have a rhino bounce aggressively on your lap? My quads aren’t strong enough for that!
Will I come back? Sure, to take someone I want to end my friendship with!!!

This place is pretty good. The beers are $ 5 just like some other places. Parking is free if you park outside and $ 5 if you get valet parking. The parking outside is a bit shady because the street does not have much lighting. The girls are getting a bit better. You still get some weird ones once in a while. For the most part I had a good time when I went here.

This place looks run down from the outside. It gets packed at night though with mostly Latinos. The majority of the chicks here are Latinas and couple white girls.
This is not a strip club even though it says strip on the outside. It’s a bikini bar. Girls do dance here but it’s all bikini. Occasionally you get a girl who will flash you but it’s a rarity. Not a bad place to check out. $ 10 dances and no cover charge but they do charge $ 5 for parking.

Another review: This place is loaded with fat ass Mexican chicks, so if your into cellulite then this place is for you. Although, they do get thinner with lots of beers. I’ll go back next week and give another review, wish me luck.

This place is a hidden Gem… not a high class place… its like a Sams Hauff little brother strip joint… free to get in reasonable, priced drinks, lap dances 10bucks mostly all hot latin girls and latin crowd but sometimes slightly mixed. worth it if u like it a little sleazy and dive-​ish style!