Melrose Spa

First time at a spa really enjoyed the experience for sure that I be coming back but as single this time which should be mor e relaxing and enjoyable

The first gay spa that i ever been.
August 3, 2015: My first time going in this spa nothing happened, I guess i got the wrong and not so busy day for this spa (Monday). Like what other reviews say, there’s alot of those old and big guys (Unfortunately for me, the spa was packed by those kind of guys during my first visit, I guess Monday is the WRONG DAY to visit this one, although they have half-​price rooms on Mondays).
I know this is a place for sex.
But I wish guys there know how to respect, they will just suck you immediately without asking anything or giving them a sign :((
I was shocked by that, good thing there was this Japanese guy almost next to me. I just moved next to him and pretend that we were together in the spa, and it saves me from being sucked by that old big guy.
I just stayed for 5 hours to see what’s up on the this spa. But unfortunately, NOTHING on Mondays! It is fun when you have somebody with you, so you can save yourself from those old big guys.
And, btw, When I was about to leave, I took a shower and pee on the toilet, the bowl has shit on it! So disgusting, it WASN’T staff fault! Blame those guys who doesn’t know how to respect the facilities and the people! The toilet was clean when i came!
August 9, 2015: It was Sunday, My 2^nd time to visit this spa. Supposed to be, i’m not going to go to this spa anymore! But I changed my mind,
Because I go to The Zone LA, but I didn’t go inside because basically, it is not a bathhouse like Melrose Spa + not so welcoming aura of that front desk staff in the Zone LA + there are more old people in Zone LA. :(
Around 7PM when i came in Melrose Spa. No one in the front desk, I clicked the door bell and i saw this friendly staff and immediately entertained me. Like what they ask everytime you enter the spa: ID and Payment. And asked me if it is my first time go in the Spa, I said no and told him i came in the spa last Monday (oh well, you can’t blame him, lots of people come in and out the spa: D). He gave me a room for $ 10 for a room since i’m around 18−25yo.
But It confuses me, because first time i visit. I bought a coupon from Unilocal which is $ 7 for $ 15 and presented it in the staff but I paid like around $ 15 more :(iit’s more like $ 30 with the coupon value and it’s HALF-​PRICE MONDAY! lol. But oh well, I guess i can’t do anything about it.
Same thing. There’s still old, big guys. but not same as MONDAY, i can say its much better.
Got my keys, i walked to my room, undress, took a shower then
I sneak in the Video room, then nothing interesting inside.
Sat on the chair for a while across the stair and see who is in the spa.
Yea, i can say that its much better than the last time i go in this spa.
Then i go to the Gloyhole room in the 2^nd floor, I was thinking to be get sucked, But when I came in there was this guy approached me and ask me «How is it going?» and I replied. He has a big dick! lol. I’m into safe sex and a vers top anyway. We go to a cubicle that has a door in that glory hole room, locked it. and bamm! We start the hot stuff! Rubbing his dick on my back, JO my dick.
But its not a match! hahaha! I’m vers top, needed to be get sucked and never bottomed. and he is top :(Body contact was hot! I gave him a massage and he like it! I continue my massage in my room with him, and do some more body contact and hugging! Love to give massage!
It couldn’t be get better! There are some young hot dudes around my age.
But never had a courage to suck one of them! I almost had one, and regret not making a move. Fortunately, satisfied, someone did it to me!
Overall:
— You just be on the right day to have a good experience in the spa.
— Staff is friendly, helpful and accommodating.
— I left my key in the room one time and never had a problem to help me unlock my room.
— Room is not that big, but enough to take some rest or have some fun.
(Where can you get a room for 8 hours for $ 10-​$ 30 price tag), so stop complaining. haha!

These homos are lucky. I did not go here but why we straight men find these kinda of places with girls

It’s an «okay» spot to come to if everything else fails and you’re in the area.
Not a fan of the crowds that show up there if there’s any. It’s not what it used to be in its glory days but it’s defiantly better than staying at home not doing shit!
*2 Floors *Jacuzzi *VideoRoom *PlayRoom
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Went there on a Monday night. Place was slightly empty. Lots of older men. When you first walk in there’s the locker room, then a hallway of rooms, then the shower and spa area. Then there are stairs to the second floor which has a large dark area with two slings and glory holes. Quant rooftop patio. I was able to have fun a few times before I left ;).

They did actually get their shit together and tried valiantly to promote the Foot Fetish night a week later so I’ll give em their dues but sadly the club remained heavily vacant.

You know my girlfriend and i were looking to get private. Talk about our future, maybe some laughs of the past so we went to melrose spa. We didn’t feel entirely welcome at first but we made do with it anyway. There were lots of men there whom all seemed to be in association with each other. As if it was a big fraternity, with familiarity, and friendship. Some acted as couples being tenderly and private like with each other. With this we to could relax and rove about and be more comfortable in finding our spot to converse. They did have plenty of prophylactics which i certainly did take advantage of thank you very, very much. Super thoughtful. I’m just not into STD’s nor children. I love but I’m not into burdening our planet with another person. I’m pretty sure the conversation we had that evening in the spa was coming to terms in adopting an abandoned child, already here, in existence than reproduce another human. Sometimes religion can really mess things up and the conditions in religion just feel like outside issues than an inside ones. Its always better to go with the inside ones. So go to melrose spa. Be a part of, live life, love life, and use a blinker if your gonna drive. How else are we going achieve world peace if we don’t think of others when going to our destinations. Overall we had a nice evening.

Tiny place, not good ppl there when i went. Left the place 37 mins later.

For what it is, it does a good job at serving the purpose at hand. No pun intended.
This is the perfect setting and ambiance for being a sleazy bad boy having extra marital affairs. The only way you’d get caught is if you run into your hubby here, and if you two did run into each other here, then you’re both forgiven by your own unclean hands.

Clean club, attentive staff and the music was good. Crowd tends to be mixed with young and old. Parking could be a little difficult so read the parking signs. Overall, I would go back again.

I see the potential
This place would be awesome. But from I saw. wow
So for starters the restrooms are nasty. walked in to find stuff in the bowl… eww.
this is the holy grail for glory holes. like said could be awesome. but no one is there…
weird thing I saw if you have an attendant work he should be focus on his job not being a partaking. seriously do your job and clean the bathrooms!!!

I went on Monday night had a good time, they have a special on rooms so it was busy the staff was very friendly

After the wild adventure that was Hollywood spa, my friend from that excursion hit me up with a proposal: Another review, another spa, another faded adventure into the void of LA subcultures. It was on. On the way, our semi-​retired pornstar friend (of such fame as «bustin bieber» and a harry potter porn parody) heard of our plans to go and demanded we pick him up and bring him. The crew assembled, we arrived at an exceptionally discreetly marked building on melrose, and the adventure began.
The staff was actually super nice to us which was unexpected, considering how few fucks the staff at Hollywood spa seemed to give about everyone and everything around them. And it was way, way cheaper than the hollywood spa. For all three of us it was $ 20, and the guy indulged the fact that we had no idea what we were doing, it was 4 AM, and none of us was capable of doing math.
We get a room. We walk into the room, and I turn on the TV hoping to see the familiar iron man DVD disk menue from Hollywood spa… only to be disappointed. Gay porn, bisexual porn, and a channel just called «ethnic.» Wellp. We don some swimwear that covers enough to imply that random junk grabbing is not welcome, and head to the hot tub. There’s a hot tub! And it works! And it has enough chlorine in it that I don’t mind putting my legs, if not face, in it! I’m sorry, but I’ll trade a functioning hot tub for an endless labyrinth of dark hallways any time. There was a sauna, which we entered and quickly discovered we hated less than the steam room of hollywood spa but more than anywhere else in the building. And so, we proceeded upstairs.
Upstairs, there are two doors. One leads to an extremely cold patio and the outside world which makes you reflect on your life decisions to end up at a gay spa at 4 AM. This was not a popular door for us. The second one leads to a crazy dark labyrinth that I guess is sexy if you didn’t grow up playing resident evil and silent hill. There are dull, red lights that make it barley possible to not crash into shit, and everything is painted black. I stalked down the corridor carefully, gun-​hand at the ready, waiting for zombies to pop out. It didn’t take long. Two guys came out of the darkness, a kind of chubby white guy and a very sassy black guy, who sat down with us in the near pitch darkness and started talking. And talking. And talking.
The white guy initially lost interest in our total lack of interest in being nude, but the black guy decided we were fabulous and talked to us for almost the entire rest of the time we were there. He was particularly interested in me letting him braid my hair, and comparing us to various celebrity groups. We were one direction for awhile, then I was Beyonce, then Kelly Rowland, then someone from the real housewives of somewhere, and I lost track after that. Peppered in with this were sporadic commands of «You guys make out, right now» and «Let me touch your penis,» which were ignored. My friend and I left our very talkative pornstar friend with him in the hot tub and continued to explore. Down one hallway, we found what looked like the waiting room to a doctor’s office. And playing on the big screen TV? Gay porn, Bisexual Porn? Ethnic? No, my friends, The Smurfs was playing. We sat there and watched The Smurfs for a good half an hour. I can think of no better way of letting your childhood die than watching the smurfs at a gay spa.
Heading back to our room to check the time, a VERY determined latino guy started pounding on our door and basically tried forcing his way in, and then followed us around like the goddamn predator for 20 minuets before we lost him by distracting him with all the dicks in Glory Hole Canyon. We found a friend in a super sarcastic asian guy in the sauna, but as he explained it, the sauna was for asians and us mere white people couldn’t take the heat, so we couldn’t hang out with him long before getting heat stroke. Finally, recovering our porn star friend who was still talking to sassy black guy, we discovered ANOTHER totally dark glory hole labyrith, which I explored with my fists up, ready to play whack a mole with any rouge dicks that came out of the walls. It was like the scariest carnival fun house ever, and also dicks.
After taking the obligatory pictures of ourselves looking excited or scared in Whack-​A-​Dick central, we got the fuck out. All in all? For the money, we’d totally go back to troll again. As I said last time, I wasn’t interested in anyone there touching me with a ten foot poll, or penis, but it’s cheaper than the circus and about as fun. Also you can watch the smurfs and find out what celebrity group you are while sitting in a almost pitch dark room with strange men, so that should attract a lot of people.

4 stars because it is on the grungy side. However, many baths are, so no big surprises here. Even at the cleaner spas, its not like spray bottle cleaners are that effective at completely removing day after day of man fluids… think about it. The Melrose Spa does not pretend to be something its not. Its a place for men to have sex with other men. Its a ‘bathhouse’ not a first-​class spa, so if your primary reason to visit is to bathe in the hot tub, I have to ask… why? The guys are not usually gym bunnies or glamor twinks. Yeah, even in LA some gay men are hairy and over thirty-five…go figure! Its not a sparkly WeHo club. Its a bathhouse on Melrose. Take it from there. Refreshingly, many Latino and Asian guys there– a nice change from the standard LA gay scene, in terms of ‘ethnicity.’

This place is disgusting.
The facility is small and in desperate need of a gut renovation. There are the usual lockers, rooms, steam room, jacuzzi, showers as well as a few play areas and an outdoor deck.
Every material in this place needs to be replaced… from the crumbling floors to the smoke filled walls and the moldy tiles. I stayed all of twenty minutes and then got the hell out. Total waste of time and money.

For Weho this is an o.k./so so club. The hot tub was filthy every time I have visited which is once a year to remind myself why I don’t frequent this run of the mill pit stop. P A R K I N G ??? Please. If you dont have a weho parking permit your screwed again and again by the high parking tickets which is more than the club entrance fee? How many years has this place been in business? Come on Melrose step up and provide better parking options other than the crowded streets and illegal Tow away parking which people have had to pay to get out even though it there car was not in an illegal zone? Complain to city hall. Hah… All they see is the high traffic ticket revenue.

Save yourself from a horrible experience. Avoid this place at all costs. Besides a very bad experience, when I suggested to the manager that the spa was dirty he raised his voice backed away from me and exclaimed «What do you want from me!»
With that I was very glad to get out of that dirty filthy place as fast as possible. It was good money spent to find out where not to go. If you want a good experience try Hollywood Spa. They are nice and the place just had their spa and steam room redone…
Trust me. Melrose Spa is disgusting. Any place is better than this. The spa is tiny, no steam room, lockers are right at the entrance as you walk in so everyone can see what you’re putting in your locker. And did I say DIRTY?
Stay away boys… have fun somewhere else.

I would definitely hit this place again. I went on the recommendation of a fellow Unilocaler, who emailed me it. We weren’t able to meet there, but I did have my fun anyway. The place is small, but it has the space you need to get what you want. I ended up meeting a bud from LA there plowed him good, then hung out and met some other dudes who also took it good.

This place is what happens when run-​of-​the-​mill adds the right amount of extras just because.
FREE WI-​FI for the boy on the go!!! WooHoo!
If you’re heading to LA for a weekend mini-​vacation and you’re not looking forward to lonely night alone in an expensive hotel room, come here. There are a few requisites, however.
One, you need a penis. I mean, not a severed one, but one of your own that’s attached to you. Two, you need cash. Not a lot, just $ 27 for a room.
The nifty part if you’re travelling with friends is that those under age 26 get a locker for free. My friend and I split the cost of a room when he got his locker free and I «paid» for the room. Not a bad deal for 8 hours of room and board! Plenty of fun can be had with enough time for sleep and a shower.
Just be careful, the first shower stall only shoots out volcanic magma and the other two have ice crystals :-(
That’s alright. The darkrooms are hot. I was the caboose in a man train! :-D I hope I get to be in the middle next time!
There’s an ATM right outside, so if you’re a card snob like me, this cash-​only establishment won’t be a problem for you.

Well, as it turns out, the third time’s a charm just like the old saying goes. I was in L. A. this past August as a birthday gift to myself, and I decided to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon there. I was not disappointed. It looked even better than it did four years ago, and it wasn’t long before I got some most welcome attention. I’m now making it a regular stop every time I go to L. A.