The Paradise Espresso

I was heading home late over the weekend and had a small urge for some coffee. I didn’t find anything good with a 24 hr search locally so I just cruised the old 99 for a bit until I felt like hopping onto I-​5 south… whaaat, waitaminnit (pulls U-​turn)!!!
Located near some auto shops, fast food and some trees, the neon sign called out to me in the darkness of night. It’s relatively new this year or last year, I think.
I tell you what, when I pulled up to that there window, I did NOT expect my tangents to go off every which way. My first impression of her was of all these certain people in the entertainment industry somehow spontaneously meshed together to conjure this barista up… o_​O:
—Kathy Greenwood had some caffeine from this Whose Line Is It Anyway sketch,
(The irony of caffeine and Kathy)
—The pizzazz of Ruby Rhod from Fifth Element,
(Not quite as over the top, but similar spunk, pizzazz and flair)
—Momoko _​without_​her outfits from Kamikaze Girls,
(Basically Lolita meets Hawt Barista!)
TL:DR,
Her name is Sakura & she’s fluently bi-​trilingual of English, Japanese and Spanish (?). She was totally in her element, and super friendly, even in the latest of hours, yet somehow composed a subtle professional vibe in that shack (despite frolicking in a white scant outfit against her subdued tan body). While ordering your drink, she’ll throw a booty shake, or 3, your way until all is done. Men and women, alike, could probably melt to any of these ladies. [(waits for Michelangelo, LOL) ;^D] Also got a nice pink planted punchcard: «O la la, sugoi!» IINE IINE!
And oh my word, wait ’til you see the theme and drink names on the menu — no, I’m not spoiling any of them.
I looked up their Facebook, as well, and *falls off chair*
Bottom line:
She made a great 12 oz, sugar-​free, vanilla latte (it was quite good, too!). Did I mention that great latte? ;)
PS. Chai is standard Oregon. These shacks usually have Big Train or similar.