Tangerine Landfill

Yep, you read correctly. This is a review of the Tangerine Landfill! I’ve been to this landfill a few times. The first couple of times I went to drop off some junk, and let me tell you, I had a dam good time tossing my junk around. In fact, I had such a good time that I went back again just to explore. The cost to enter is an easy $ 10 for a truck load. You’ll obviously get charged more depending on the shiz you wanna dump and how much junk you have. When you enter, you’ll drive for a little ways then stop at a little toll booth. There’s usually some grubby looking dude there who will assess your junk and give you a price. Now, I didn’t have any trash to dump during my last visit, and I didn’t want to look like one of those creepers who likes to play around in trashy places. So what I did was take some trash bags out of my neighbor’s cans and threw them into the back of my truck to make it look like I had legitimate trash to dump (which technically I did, it just wasn’t mine).
I don’t know about you people, but for me, I always had this idea about trashmen that they were these gross, ugly, weird, and vial human beings. I mean, who in their right mind says to themselves, «You know, I think I’ll get a job in the trash industry today and do that for a living.» I’ll tell you who… the unsung heroes. I’m not sure where I got this whole stereotype of trashmen being all kinds of dirty (no pun intended). Maybe it came from my childhood when I used to stare outside my window and see the people from waste management rummaging through my garbage cans and opening up the trash bags. I always thought it was gross and so strange which is why I used to watch them do it every Wednesday morning before I went to school. It’s probably the reason why i am a bit fascinated with trash too. I mean, I took my neighbor’s trash just so I could mess around at the landfill. Don’t judge me though. I’m doing it all for my fellow Unilocalers. I’m dedicated like that.
Anyways, the trashmen at this place are very friendly and courteous. They are not weird, ugly, gross, or vial, so don’t be afraid to ask them questions and talk to them. Trashmen are people too. There are a couple bins right after you pay your way in. You can dump your metals, cardboards, oils etc. If you drive up the hill, you’ll pass by a place to throw your old appliances. At the very top, you will arrive at the place where you can dump anything. I talked to the guy up there and he told me, «We’ll bury anything up here.» All you gotta do is back your vehicle up and throw all your shit on the ground. The trashmen will bury all that crap with sand and water using their awesome bulldozers.
The last time I was there, I tested the sturdiness of the ladders. Warning: they are a bit wobbly so be sure to hold on to the handles and take it easy going up. The smell isn’t bad at all. It may smell a bit musty up top, but down below it’s completely fine (that’s what she said). There is a speed limit and the roads are not paved so be sure to keep that in mind. Don’t be doing any of that offroad nonsense. You leave the same way you came in.
With that said, the landfill is a fun and magical place. If you and your family are ever looking for something to do, I’d recommend taking the wife and kids to the landfill. It’s a great learning experience. Teaches kids how to recycle and what not. Who knows, maybe your kids will be so fascinated that they’ll decide to work in the trash industry. It’s a noble job and I’m glad there are people willing to do it. They’re society’s unsung heroes without a doubt. With that said, 5 stars go out to my friends at the Tangerine Landfill. Stay vigilant people.
–Joey Rockafella
-