B.E.D.

I went here on SPRING BREAK of 2009. I remember the RUDE Bartender that tried to get $ 85 out of me for two well drinks. This club is not very big so when it gets crowded you’re screwed. LITERALLY… HAVE FUN!

Ok this place is really nice the atmosphere is also nice music and the food is great but the promotor that works out of this place is a piece of shit for sure we were a group of 9 girls and he promised bottles we never got he also promised jet skis we never rode he also said we would go to several different clubs and a few party buses and none of that was real we ended up cursing him out and left it was nothing but bullshit the first night goes for 60 $ and the second night for 30 $ claiming that te first night was ruined by the party bus and that were getting some kind of deal BULLSHIT* at the end of the night after he literally took us out of the club because «the bus was coming» we waited and waited and there was no bus so this was where we cursed him out his name is Quincy aka Q after this whole deal we found out he does this quite often and he has actually gotten fucked up for this before don’t ever give this asshole your money he’s good for nothing takes peoples money all the time !!

The service very slow and bad, the waiting time at the door it was horrible and the at
itute of the door man its worst!

MEH.
Overrated.
Dirty.
Small.
Whatever.
So what? There’s beds. Whoopty-​doo. I have a bed in my house. I can play loud music and eat there. It’s more comfortable and it’s cleaner too.

I pre-​purchased tickets online through want tickets for the Dinner and Premium Open Bar special. Considering how expensive drinks are in South Beach I figured that it was a good deal. We walked in for our 10 PM reservations and were given a pretty nice bed. The place was very empty, they were playing elevator music… but we were just ready to kick back for a while and enjoy the open bar and food before the club began. When I ordered my drink that is where the problems started. I asked for a shot of Patron and was told that only «mixed drinks» were served. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? No martinis, no specialty cocktails (i.e. mojitos, margaritas, long islands, etc.) just vodka, rum, or tequila with soda or juice.
Needless to say I was pretty furious! Premium Open Bar and Mixed Drinks Only bar are completely different things and had I known it would only be mixed drinks I would’ve chosen somewhere else to go. I felt totally ripped off and expressed my displeasure with the host. He offered a shot of regular tequila as a consolation, but having already spent an absurd amount of money on Patron for the prior 4 days cheap tequila was not an option.
After I simmered down I actually really enjoyed the food and the drinks were suprisingly stronger than expected. The host eventually returned with 2 shots of Patron for me and my cousin and I felt that was a nice gesture. Luckily for us we had already been out til 4 am for the prior 3 nights partying so the fact that it was 90% women and we were kicked out of our bed at 12 (despite nobody else getting bottle service) didn’t put much of a damper on our evening. However, I wouldn’t exactly recommend this establishment as a place to party so I’m giving it two stars. If they didn’t falsely advertise their dinner special I would’ve given it 3 stars… but I hate it when businesses mislead customers!

There’s three ways to rate BED
From the outside it could easily be missed, over looked, ignored, or passed as some hole in the wall, but so can every other spot on collins or washington.
5 star status–
Not only is the food great but eating it on a bed that’s twice the size of your Cal King makes it even better! Dinner here, treating yourself to anything on the menu, with desert to follow, a bottle of grey goose, patron, and j.d. (for me) to close out the night (or morning), is nothing short of a VIP style night that you’ll never forget. Honestly that is the only way this place gets 5 stars, as a restaurant and club combined. If you come here for everything that BED has to offer and you do it right, you can’t go wrong. This way right here is definately ***** star status
3 star status–
Night life at BED with bottle service only (skipping dinner) is ok. IMO the beds on the left side of the club are better than the middle, or the ones to the right of the club. You can have a good time here but with out the dinner, this experience just isn’t the same. id rather get bottle service somewhere else. If you’re here for at least 7nights then I would include this as one option if you can. Monday nights. *** stars at this level
1 star status–
Now here is where you, or the club loses its star status, depending on how you look at it. At this point you’re just a drunk, or bored bystander, watching everyone else have the time of their lives. Its just another small bar with nothing really great about it. if you’re looking for a club or bar to go to and all you want is to mingle, dance and have some drinks, go somewhere else. there’s nothing to see here :) * star at this level.
This place is great, do it big and you wont/can’t go wrong, I promise. unless you go with a bunch of losers/​party poopers. I go here every time I go to Miami, and save it for Monday nights.
Ps.the very 1^st time I came here they had a swim suit fashion show =) during club hours lol

So I recently visited South Beach. We were told girls were free, given VIP wristbands, and escorted by a «promoter» to the front of the entrance and we still waited for over 40 minutes!!! Um… no thanks! Then they had the AUDACITY to try to charge us a cover. Luckily, someone handed us their tickets and we got in.
I had a better time waiting outside! It was over-​crowded and it was definitely an interesting crowd inside…
I will never go back to this place. On top of everything, small half-​shot sized cocktails were $ 15! Good riddance!

I guess it’s not really my scene. but it was OK.
Drinks are pricey, the bouncers were a little weird, and the pole dancers weren’t exactly what I wanted to hang around.
The beds were an interesting idea. but when you have 21 year old girls sitting there in their short skirts, texting away… doesn’t exactly feel like a fun atmosphere.
(went in Jan 2011 which I guess is the off season)

Usually, for a place that charges cover, I’d have higher standards. The outside is nothing fancy and easy to miss, and the inside isn’t much better. The crowd was pretty ghetto and we were the only asians there besides another group of girls from CA too. And we all definitely learned that the clubbing scene in Miami is not as dressy as it is in CA.
BUT since it was one of the only places that played hiphop/​top 40s during ultra music fest week (I was SO tired of hearing unce unce unce everywhere I went), B.E.D. automatically went up in my book! We got tipsy and danced on the beds! Nice rest for our poor feet…

Wie jeder Club auf der Washington Ave, ist auch dieser Club atemberaubend. Tolle Frauen, tolle Musik und eine außergewöhnliche Ausstattung mit Betten.
Der Club ist definitiv besser als das B.E.D in New York.

I didn’t have high expectations but was surprised by the service we received.
The Good: The food isn’t great and my order of fish was horribly dry but Becky quickly fixed it for me. My new order of filet mignon was out in a jiffy. I filled out a survey and was giving free tix plus some other discount thing. We were also happy they let us bring our «drinks» in with us. We had planned to stay for the club but the DJ’s music choices were making us sleepy. Maybe he hadn’t warmed up yet. This was a shoe-​in for a 5 star review.
The Bad: Despite gratuity being automatically included we tipped more in cash. However, I guess that wasn’t enough for B.E.D. I checked my statement days later and discovered they added an additional $ 60 to my bill!!! That’s the reason for the one star. PLUS the fact when I called to speak with manager, Melissa who answered the phone was less than helpful wth a nasty attitude. I won’t return to B.E.D. on my next visit to Miami.

Can we say 3.5 stars?
Pros: Fabulous food. Great atmosphere with the different colored lights behind some liquor bottles. (Did there have to be a mirrored disco ball there though?)
Cons: Slow service on a weeknight. Pricey if you’re not prepared for the bill. Grimy feeling mattress covers.
The Chilean seabass was amazing. Let’s establish that right away. The desserts were aesthetically pleasing. The drinks were strong, but not strong enough for the price — I don’t pay that much for a jack and coke anywhere in NYC.
It seemed like they were a little understaffed when we were there on a Tuesday night. We were only the 3^rd bed occupied, but we often didn’t see our waiter for quite a while.
Balancing a huge wicker mat in your lap (the plates didn’t fit on the table in the middle of the bed that was obviously just for drinks) was interesting.
This is definitely a place for groups, as there were not only huge beds, but also another level of cushions above that.
Fun for the novelty (everyone loves being served in bed!) but I wouldn’t go back unless someone else was paying and I had already pregamed.

Do I remember much about this night?
Nope.
But we all sure look like we had an amazing time in the pictures!
(why am I not surprised DJ Pauly Delveccio and The Situation love this place?)

So apparently the cast of Jersey Shore really like this place. Me… ehhh. Don’t expect this place to be all swanky and sexy like it may appear on TV. In fact, it’s pretty hood-​rich. But hey, the cast of Jersey Shore isn’t that swanky or sexy either so I guess it’s fitting!
Bought our tix online for a Saturday night (which I highly rec). Music/​DJs were great! Good mixes of hip-​hip, R&B, soca, reggae/​dancehall, and top 40 stuff. Drinks were mixed well, slightly pricey, but not too over the top. The crowd was pretty mixed but cool. I had to remember that in Miami, some people think they are Beyonce and wear whatever they want even though they look HORRIBLE (see pic!). But as far as style and décor, B.E.D needs some TLC. There aren’t really any ‘beds’ here. The perimeter is pretty much tiered steps of one huge deep ass couch. And in the center of the dance floor, you can reserve a piece of a corn-​fed, massive lumpy mattress. Not really what I was expecting at all.
Overall, not sure it was worth $ 50 pp for advance tix (can’t imagine what it was at the door!), but we danced until 5am and had a good time. My advice if you go: get your tix online in advance and skip the bottle service ‘bed reservation’. There’s no need to waste your $ on a lumpy section of mattress space. By 2:30, those that did waste their money on it have left and then it’s up for grabs if you want to sit, or sleep.

Our night here started off slow. Especially after we found out they didn’t carry Jaeger but we drank plenty of Jack to make up for that.
The music got much better as the night went on and we were able to chill on one of the beds since it was empty and all. The girls with the syringe shots are cool too!

Loved the fact that this place was right across from our hotel (chelsea)! Me and my girl friend got in np, once again, thanks to our hotel. We also snuck some new friends in saying that we were all staying at the chelsea…
Inside, it was total chaos. I’m used to lounging on beds at places like this but here, people were dancing on top of everything and anyone. And I’m not sure if we were there on a special night but the crowd was 99% black. Which is fine but just leaves little ol asian me feeling a wee bit out of place. Anyway it was fun but not quite what I was expecting.

After seeing the Sex and the City episode when the girls went to B.E.D, I decided that I definitely had to go to the B.E.D. branch in South Beach. and I must say, it lived up to the hype!
Great atmosphere, great cocktails (have the French 78 cocktail — get it now, thank me later!), and delicious desserts (the dulce de leche soufflé is to die for — perfect crust on the outside, light & airy, and without compromising the flavor!)!
I recommend this restaurant/​nightclub for a girls’ night out — great place to wind down and dance the night away!

Before our trip to Miami, my boyfriend and I looked up several places to hang out and go for dinner and this was one of our top choices. According to the website, B.E.D. looked like a very cool and trendy place and I couldn’t wait to go!
When we arrived for dinner, I was pretty disappointed. The beds did not look as awesome as they did online. The place looked pretty dreary and it was really empty. They were playing some kind of Middle Eastern music and what looked like a slide show of someone’s family up on one of the walls.
We were seated at a bed and had to take our shoes off. This place was different than any other place we had ever visited and I couldn’t fully relax on the bed, since I was skeptical of what may have happened on it before our arrival. Anyone know how often they change the sheets?!
We ordered an appetizer, two entrees, two drinks, and one dessert. Everything was served on the bed and everything was small. The food was good, but the portions were tiny, the amount of liquor in our drinks was minimal, and the dessert was barely big enough to share. The only thing that was not small was the bill. $ 150 and we were still hungry. I thought B.E.D. was going to be the highlight of our trip and it was a big letdown.

Guys: Make sure you don’t have holes in your socks! And don’t wear white socks!
Ladies: Wash your feet before coming here! No one wants to see the dirt of SoBe on the bottom of your foot, while eating dinner.
So I didn’t get any action in a bed while I was in South Beach, but I did have an amazing meal and dancing experience in a bed at B.E.D. and I am perfectly okay with that!
My friend and I walked past this place a bagillion times and never even realized it was B.E.D. until we actually had to go there. Their doors are jet black and have no signs, so just pay attention to the address.
For foreplay, we had the Rice Paper Crabcake. My friend and I are both Vietnamese and compared it to Vietnamese crab eggrolls, minus the fish sauce. We continued with the Filet Mignon and Gorgonzola Sauce: The waiter recommended the gorgonzola sauce and boy am I glad we listened! I moaned with every bite. The Chilean Seabass was good, but the white truffle yukon mash potatoes (with green beans!) was heavenly. To climax we had the Dulce de Leche Soufflé. Seriously, my taste buds orgasmed with every spoonful. Soft like a cloud and melt in your mouth.
I don’t care that our bill was $ 125 for two girls! It was worth every penny.
Later that night, we returned at 1:00am and thanks to the GM, we got in for free. $ 20 for a girls on a Monday night is a little ridiculous, don’t you think? There isn’t really a dance floor, but if you have enough money, I suggest you throw down for bottle service on a bed. You get to take your shoes off and dance on top of them.
Food: 5 stars
Nightclub: 3 stars

We were in south beach last weekend for a few nights for a friends birthday and decided to check out BED Saturday night. Not for Dinner but for the club. We got a table reservation through EZVIP and they were great. I was a little apprehensive about pre paying for bottle service but it turned out amazing.
The club is very small and is mostly filled with BEDS. Ladies, I would not suggest wearing a dress if you have bottle service, because it is not COMFY AT ALL. We went back to the hotel after about 15 minutes and changed.
The DJ was amazing, he played mostly top 40s/​hip hop, and the whole ambiance of the club was perfect! I would recommend doing bottle service, unless of course your all girls then just meet some guys to sit at their table :). Because the club is small and does not really have a designated dance floor.
The crowd is fun, the music is great, everyone who works there is nice and helpful, we had an amazing evening and I would recommend this place to anyone for a night out in South Beach.

You have to consider this place in two categories, as a dining experience and as a nightclub —
The menu is pretty unique the global fusion tapas will no doubt satisfy your cravings, I have to admit that it is somewhat uncomfortable to eat on a mattress — but — evs… have a few drinks and go with the flow.
Later on, when the party really started — then it turned into a pretty interesting place — Interesting crowd and now the BED concept really starts making sense– people start getting confortable and as booze and other things begin to take effect the inhibitions begin to drop and the fun begins … Check it out !!! Either for dining or party it will certainly be different than anything you’re tried before.