The Living Room Night Club

This is one of my first club experiences ever. The place isn’t too bad. Its nothing amazing though. The music was eh alright. The décor isn’t the nicest you’ll ever see. The bartenders weren’t the most friendly. But, we (my group) did get in for free and we did have a good time time. I left stumbling and inebriated, so we had a really good time!

Didn’t care for this place to much. Very small and dirty looking even with the light off! nothing about it looks like a living room. The DJ was whatever and at one point they had two random people rapping (they manage to clear the room) We didn’t stay long and we wont go back

This was a nice club. Its fun and the drinks are good but the age group is a little younger and the promoters are pretty cocky and act like they have power. Overall it was AIIGHT. Oh by the way, that stripper is definitely not sturdy.

Stupid” pretentious south beach scene. Don’t go!

Where to begin with this review, ALL I mean ALL of the positive reviews on this website are written by those that worked at this club whether they were we people in the front or the owner.
Mainly This place is garbage, and when I mean garbage the furniture is all broke and full of holes, the VIP area is dirty as hell and smells, the sound system sucked, and the manager was a complete lunatic-​he was hitting on girls at the bar.
But by far the worst thing is this place is infested with roaches. I saw roaches (and I dont mean just 1) crawling where the bottles are stored and crawling underneath seats.
The place looks like an unfinished warehouse with three rooms, all of which are rundown.
Do Not Go Here, if you do at least you’ll have the warm hospitality of the roaches that live in this hole in the wall.

Love this place. Judging the experience & music. Super Cheap Drink specials are great & My Hubby is the Friday night DJ!!!
You SHOULD CHECK OUT WHITE FRIDAY’S /​Sexy Friday’s
Starting JUNE 4TH
Place could be upgraded a little but when ur drunk &with friends who cares…

I was so disgusted by the crowd that was waiting in line that I couldn’t stand going in. I’m 24 and the caliber of people there made me feel like an real adult. Seriously where were these «kids» parents? And mind you the cover was $ 40. I can’t say anything about the music or décor but the crowd was enough to make me not want to go in.

Dear Living Room South Beach,
You did not restore yourself to your old fame and glory. I know you must have tried or thought you tried, but I can honestly say I’ve never been more disappointed in my life.
I came here for a charity event on Saturday and we stayed through as it turned into its regular Saturday night. But the biggest disappointment wasn’t the event, the DJ, or the crowd. It was your venue itself.
You look like a giant, run-​down warehouse. The finishes of the walls and flooring looked industrial and undone, yet something tells me that someone DID think it was complete. The wood flooring in the VIP was done very cheaply and felt like anyone over 200lbs would fall through. The «white» couches looked like they had seen better days and sadly to say, were not white by any means. More like gray and splotchy.
There was a back room that had a pool table and some couches, and actually this was the nicest room. I can’t remember exactly, but I know that the walls here had a different finish that looked cool. But even still, there were things that just did not make sense. And the tacky 70s velour brown couches were just beyond me.
Glad that this was the first and only time I’ll be here. To the rest of Unilocaldom, you aren’t missing anything by not coming here. Save your cash and hit up somewhere else on the beach. There’s nothing attractive about this place.
I had to be real with you Living Room. I hope you take this into consideration and try to fix up the appearance of the place. It might go a long way.
Sincerely,
SabrinaAnna*