Floatopia

F*CK YOU city council. No, life’s not about having fun and enjoying yourself, it’s about being judgmental, tyrannical, and telling other people what’s good for them. OF COURSE!
I had a great time at Floatopia when I went. Everyone was friendly, drunk and happy. We didn’t even have a real flotation device; we used an air mattress with oars. It was f*cking cool.
If glass is a problem, punish people who bring glass. If fighting is a problem, punish people for fighting. If littering is a problem, fine people for littering. This new law is goddamn absurd, even more absurd than the original ban on drinking on the beach.
No one knows how to have just a little bit of fun anymore, and even worse, they don’t want anyone else to have it either. It’s just another ploy to keep the cops and politicians busy, and the people unhappy.
F*CK YOU, SAN DIEGO!

Floatopia.
As tortured as I am about the current no-​drinking-​on-​the-​beaches law, I think there are a lot of things wrong with this year’s Floatopia
Thing 1: The beach/​ocean got littered. Way to go bros of PB, for leaving your natty ice cans floating around in our beautiful bay
like little aluminim zits on her ocean-​blue face.
Thing 2: Thanks alot for buying ALL boyant objects from every retailer in a 20 mile radius. Me and two friends had to visit
4 different spots just to at last find some floating swim noodles from target.
Floatopia, you get 2 stars for having the right idea. Minus 3 for effing up our beach, being too crowded, and completely destroying the already tarnished image of beach drinkers.
I earnestly am considering organizing a similar event this summer with a mandatory trash (ed) walk before and afterwards.
What do you think?